Throwback Thursday. Donald’s hat quacked when you hit it. #jealous? #tbt #disney
I know $25.99 seems expensive but if you buy the cheaper version it appears you get Brodus Clay without pants. Not to body shame Brodus, but…I’ll take the version with pants, thank you. #DontNeedToSeeThatKindOfMatch #wwe #awkward
I know you’re saying, “Superman doesn’t rob banks!” But don’t worry. After you have him rob a bank you can have him yell once to show he’s upset about it. That makes it okay. #ethicsthezachsynderway #superman (at Target)
Last Sunday’s new post at wellthatsjustducky:
Me: Got enough toys there, Ducky?
Sincere Answer: Yes.
Reason: Finders keepers!
Looks like Mainway Toys renamed “Bag O’ Vipers” from the old “Bag O’” line.
"Sack of Snakes." It’s one of our best sellers.
Snarky/sexist comments inspired by “Girls’ Ouija Board”:
- Because girls like contacting the dead, but only via tools that are pink.
- Finally!. Now they’ll have a way to get answers to all those math questions.
- It’s a Girl Ouija Board. So it must call other Ouija Boards sluts behind their backs.
- Don’t wager on the information you get from the Girls’ Ouija Board. It’s as accurate as the boys’ board, but your winnings will always be 33% less.
- Boys shouldn’t play with this one because they will have absolutely no idea where to put their fingers.
The local Chinese buffet is all inclusive- it even has an S&M machine for midgets!
But please forgive her. The term “midget” is offensive, dear. Call them what I do, “God’s Little Mistakes.”