I know $25.99 seems expensive but if you buy the cheaper version it appears you get Brodus Clay without pants. Not to body shame Brodus, but…I’ll take the version with pants, thank you. #DontNeedToSeeThatKindOfMatch #wwe #awkward
I know you’re saying, “Superman doesn’t rob banks!” But don’t worry. After you have him rob a bank you can have him yell once to show he’s upset about it. That makes it okay. #ethicsthezachsynderway #superman (at Target)
Last Sunday’s new post at wellthatsjustducky:
Me: Got enough toys there, Ducky?
Will you please come over and retrieve one of Trixie's toys from the storm drain? She's awfully sad.
Sincere Answer: Yes.
Reason: Finders keepers!
Looks like Mainway Toys renamed “Bag O’ Vipers” from the old “Bag O’” line.
"Sack of Snakes." It’s one of our best sellers.
Snarky/sexist comments inspired by “Girls’ Ouija Board”:
The local Chinese buffet is all inclusive- it even has an S&M machine for midgets!
But please forgive her. The term “midget” is offensive, dear. Call them what I do, “God’s Little Mistakes.”