Well, That's Just Great
Seems legit. Think I’ll give ‘em my social security number and mother’s maiden name just in case. What could go wrong?

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Seems legit. Think I’ll give ‘em my social security number and mother’s maiden name just in case. What could go wrong?

Ag

Advertising to English Dictionary
  • New & Improved!
    • You know how our product sucked? It sucks in a different way now!
  • Value Sized
    • More than you need.
  • New Concentrated Formula!
    • We will now be charging you more for less. And while we tell you it will last longer, we know you will accidentally use the same amount as when you buy the non concentrated formula thus driving incremental sales, sucker.
  • Light
    • Eat all you want, fat ass!
  • Ultra
    • "Ultra" looked good in that font.
  • Satisfaction Guaranteed or your Money Back!
    • You lack the patience and intelligence to follow through with the steps that would be necessary to get your money back so we have no concerns with offering you a refund if you are not satisfied, rube.
  • Guaranteed 100% Organic!
    • Hey! Did you know that if we put “Guaranteed 100% Organic” on the package people will pack 20% more for the same product?
  • Ribbed for her pleasure!
    • Your **** is small and unpleasant. Wrapping it in this makes it less so.

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Tron Mickey
I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I really only joined D23 so I could be allowed to purchase this. Yes, I paid them for permission to be able to buy something from them. There is one born every minute.
But more importantly, that Rock Band drum pad makes one perfect base for Tron Mickey, huh?
An image of Tron+Mickey+Rock Band posted on my blog. If I could have gotten an Eagles jersey, my weasel from Mr. Toad, and Ducky in the picture I would have successfully encapsulated my entire existence in one image. As long as you acted like you found it funny at first but then grew tired of it two weeks to two years later.
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Tron Mickey

I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I really only joined D23 so I could be allowed to purchase this. Yes, I paid them for permission to be able to buy something from them. There is one born every minute.

But more importantly, that Rock Band drum pad makes one perfect base for Tron Mickey, huh?

An image of Tron+Mickey+Rock Band posted on my blog. If I could have gotten an Eagles jersey, my weasel from Mr. Toad, and Ducky in the picture I would have successfully encapsulated my entire existence in one image. As long as you acted like you found it funny at first but then grew tired of it two weeks to two years later.

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Can someone tell this poor child that you use those as MOLDS to make the Sky-sicle? You don’t suck on them.
Poor, stupid bastard. Ag

Can someone tell this poor child that you use those as MOLDS to make the Sky-sicle? You don’t suck on them.

Poor, stupid bastard. Ag

papasfritas:
Holy ****! I wanna get my avatar a jersey lol. They have all 32 teams. I hardly play my Xbox and I’m willing to spend like $4 on fake clothes that I will never see…my life :/
*sigh* I am such a sucker. I promised myself that I would never be stupid enough to buy clothes for my Xbox avatar. But I see this…and 60 seconds later J Thaddeus Toad is wearing an Eagles jersey.  Sucker, sucker, sucker! Ag

papasfritas:

Holy ****! I wanna get my avatar a jersey lol. They have all 32 teams. I hardly play my Xbox and I’m willing to spend like $4 on fake clothes that I will never see…my life :/

*sigh* I am such a sucker. I promised myself that I would never be stupid enough to buy clothes for my Xbox avatar. But I see this…and 60 seconds later J Thaddeus Toad is wearing an Eagles jersey.  Sucker, sucker, sucker! Ag