So I can only assume that the next stage of the marketing campaign for “Anchorman 2” is for them to purée prints of the film, come to all of our homes and feed the slurry into each of us individually via catheter.
I am thankful that I will never be as sad as Ariana Grande is about being in the parade this morning!
Looking forward to snarkily live blogging the parade!
Spader as Ultron?
God! I hate when they cast someone just because he looks like the character!
I appreciate the opportunity to receive your discount card however I am unwilling to surrender my personal information in exchange for fifty cents off of disposable douche. Thanks for asking.
Rewind Sunday: Pa Kent Is A Terrible Father Edition
The film has not gotten any better in my memory as the summer has progressed.
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For everyone who ever said, “I wish the cut scene in this video game lasted two hours and eleven minutes!”