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So I can only assume that the next stage of the marketing campaign for “Anchorman 2” is for them to purée prints of the film, come to all of our homes and feed the slurry into each of us individually via catheter.
I am thankful that I will never be as sad as Ariana Grande is about being in the parade this morning!
Looking forward to snarkily live blogging the parade!
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Rewind Sunday: Pa Kent Is A Terrible Father Edition
The film has not gotten any better in my memory as the summer has progressed.
I think the best part of this is that I didn’t HATE “Man Of Steel.” But when people seriously start calling this “the best movie I’ve ever seen” I can’t help but bust on it.
By the way. If you found anything unsatisfying about this post, don’t worry. I’m totally going to fix it in the sequel to this post that I haven’t even announced I’m writing yet.