I hope they only mean if my meal makes a mess IN THE MICROWAVE.
“Damn! I dropped my Lean Cuisine Pumpkin Ravioli on the living room carpet!”
“Go clean the microwave.”
“What? But I dropped it in h…”
“BE RESPECTFUL!!! Clean the fucking microwave!!!!”
“Okay.”
Ag
First night with the silliest sloppiest stage kiss I’ve ever done
If the thought of kissing me seems unpleasant to you now imagine kissing me when I’m actually TRYING to do it badly.
Ag
The goal was to finally clean and organize my pig sty of an apartment by 8:00
It is now 8:00 and I have managed to tidy up the additional mess I made today but made no additional progress.
The four hour nap of self pity didn’t help!
Ag
