I hope they only mean if my meal makes a mess IN THE MICROWAVE.
"Damn! I dropped my Lean Cuisine Pumpkin Ravioli on the living room carpet!"
"Go clean the microwave."
"What? But I dropped it in h…"
"BE RESPECTFUL!!! Clean the fucking microwave!!!!"
If the thought of kissing me seems unpleasant to you now imagine kissing me when I’m actually TRYING to do it badly.
It is now 8:00 and I have managed to tidy up the additional mess I made today but made no additional progress.
The four hour nap of self pity didn’t help!