There’s still time to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Try working these phrases into conversation tonight!
- Excuse me. Could you direct towards the port? My ship is set to sail presently.
- So sorry that I can’t keep up. Afraid my wooden leg is a skosh loose today and it’s hindering my ability to maintain a consistent pace on this constitutional.
- Dearest Mildred. Thank you ever so much for the case of limes. I feel confident they shall keep my scurvy at bay.
- I don’t know, Trevor. Maybe you’re a pirate because your dad was a pirate. Maybe that’s why I’m one too but all that matters is what you want right now. Do you want to be a pirate or do you want to study dance? They’re both right decisions,Trevor, but I can’t decide for you. Yo-ho-yo-ho. This life may not be for you.
On a related note, fuck you and your stereotypical assumptions about pirate diction.