Well, That's Just Great
Um…okay…I guess we’ll wait in the bar? #GetComfy #GonnaBeAwhile (at Lighthouse Cafe of Sanibel)

Um…okay…I guess we’ll wait in the bar? #GetComfy #GonnaBeAwhile (at Lighthouse Cafe of Sanibel)

How Trader Joe's selects new locations.
Pam: We're thinking about placing our new Trader Joe's right here (points at map)
Steve: Is it a location with a parking lot that cannot possibly support our needs?
Pam: Yup. Parking lot is far too small and terribly designed.
Steve: PERFECT!
Hmmmmm… (at The Islands of Sanibel & Captiva)

Hmmmmm… (at The Islands of Sanibel & Captiva)

wellthatsjustgreat:

Masked or unmasked, it’s hard to believe the “Ass Asians” never won tag team gold.
On a related note, “Print Shop” combined with a dot matrix printer made some awesome posters back in the day…unfortunately it was also back in the day before spell check.  And on yet another related note, the WWE Network is entertaining on about five different levels at once!

wellthatsjustgreat:

Masked or unmasked, it’s hard to believe the “Ass Asians” never won tag team gold.

On a related note, “Print Shop” combined with a dot matrix printer made some awesome posters back in the day…unfortunately it was also back in the day before spell check.

And on yet another related note, the WWE Network is entertaining on about five different levels at once!

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Why don’t you come over here, Ducky?
Ducky: Shhh.
Me: Come on.
Ducky: Shhh! It might come back. Must stay vigilant.
Me: …
Ducky: Could kill us all.
Me: …
Ducky: You, me, and The Lady.
Me: What about Scooter?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: The cat might be in cahoots with the monster.
Me: It’s a UPS woman, not a monster.
Ducky: Po-TAY-toe. Po-TAH-toe. 
Me: And Scooter is not working with the UPS woman.
Ducky: Probably what she’ll tell the police when they’re exhuming our graves in the yard.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Because they’ve killed us?
Ducky: Because they’ve killed us.
Me: …
Ducky: Of course the monster has a truck so it might take the bodies elsewhere.
Me: I don’t think…
Ducky: Shhh! I think the monster is coming back! 
Me: They only deliver once a day so…
Ducky: THERE SHE IS!!! ARRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Scared it away.
Me: That was a school bus.
Ducky: Didn’t stop, did it?
Me: Nope.
Ducky: Scared it away.
Me: ..
Ducky: Not today, monster/cat cabal. Not…today…
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Why don’t you come over here, Ducky?

Ducky: Shhh.

Me: Come on.

Ducky: Shhh! It might come back. Must stay vigilant.

Me:

Ducky: Could kill us all.

Me:

Ducky: You, me, and The Lady.

Me: What about Scooter?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: The cat might be in cahoots with the monster.

Me: It’s a UPS woman, not a monster.

Ducky: Po-TAY-toe. Po-TAH-toe. 

Me: And Scooter is not working with the UPS woman.

Ducky: Probably what she’ll tell the police when they’re exhuming our graves in the yard.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Because they’ve killed us?

Ducky: Because they’ve killed us.

Me:

Ducky: Of course the monster has a truck so it might take the bodies elsewhere.

Me: I don’t think…

Ducky: Shhh! I think the monster is coming back! 

Me: They only deliver once a day so…

Ducky: THERE SHE IS!!! ARRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Me:

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Scared it away.

Me: That was a school bus.

Ducky: Didn’t stop, did it?

Me: Nope.

Ducky: Scared it away.

Me: ..

Ducky: Not today, monster/cat cabal. Not…today…

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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"Why you always beatin’ Pa, Ma?!"

“‘Cause he ain’t gonna’ offer up them TripAdvisor tips less’n I do, Junior!”

"Why you always beatin’ Pa, Ma?!"

“‘Cause he ain’t gonna’ offer up them TripAdvisor tips less’n I do, Junior!”

I didn’t know anything about the movie beforehand except that it was basically E.T. for the selfie age. Even the movie poster is a direct rip-off of the much-better original alien-who-wants-to-go-home movie. The folks at Relativity shoulda also warned peeps that the entire movie was shot using a nausea-inducing faux-handheld camera technique. If E.T. and The Blair Witch Project had a threesome with the original Clash of the Titans’ mechanical owl, then they woulda made a baby named Earth to Echo. True story.
Earth To Echo review-Lazy Dad’s Guide to Everything 
Uh huh. I’m pretty sure this is just an extended prank meant to ultimately trick someone into trying to put a shoe onto a kangaroo’s dick.

Uh huh. I’m pretty sure this is just an extended prank meant to ultimately trick someone into trying to put a shoe onto a kangaroo’s dick.

Either someone is playing a little fast and loose with their tagging or there are things about Dean Ambrose I just don’t need to know. 

Ag

Either someone is playing a little fast and loose with their tagging or there are things about Dean Ambrose I just don’t need to know.

Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: It’s not going to work, you two.
Ducky: What?
Me: Stare all you want, you’re not getting any of my food.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Maybe I’m staring at you because I love you.
Me: Maybe. But Scooter is staring right at my tuna.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Perhaps she has noticed something untoward about said tuna.
Me: …
Ducky: Cats are not like us humans. They have strange, inexplicable powers.
Me: ”Us humans,” huh?
Ducky: Perhaps she has noticed something about that tuna that makes it unsafe for human consumption and is trying to warn us.
Me: …
Ducky: Being unable to communicate due to her lack of both language and expressive eyebrows, she is warning in the only way possible. Through the power of staring.
Me: …
Ducky: Staring is a cat’s greatest power.
Me: …
Ducky: During the Bronze Age Egyptians…
Me: You’re making this up.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Cats like fish.
Me: That much is true.
Ducky: And the cat has not learned that the key to getting food from you is to give attention to you and be cute while appearing to not be interested in your meal at all.
Me: …
Ducky: I mean the cat doesn’t love you unconditionally the way I do.
Me: …
Ducky: What food?
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: It’s not going to work, you two.

Ducky: What?

Me: Stare all you want, you’re not getting any of my food.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Maybe I’m staring at you because I love you.

Me: Maybe. But Scooter is staring right at my tuna.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Perhaps she has noticed something untoward about said tuna.

Me:

Ducky: Cats are not like us humans. They have strange, inexplicable powers.

Me: ”Us humans,” huh?

Ducky: Perhaps she has noticed something about that tuna that makes it unsafe for human consumption and is trying to warn us.

Me:

Ducky: Being unable to communicate due to her lack of both language and expressive eyebrows, she is warning in the only way possible. Through the power of staring.

Me:

Ducky: Staring is a cat’s greatest power.

Me:

Ducky: During the Bronze Age Egyptians…

Me: You’re making this up.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Cats like fish.

Me: That much is true.

Ducky: And the cat has not learned that the key to getting food from you is to give attention to you and be cute while appearing to not be interested in your meal at all.

Me:

Ducky: I mean the cat doesn’t love you unconditionally the way I do.

Me:

Ducky: What food?

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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