Um…yeah…I know you we’re GOING FOR “Jedi Knight”…but…um…it doesn’t read that way. Probably should have just done without the silent “k.” #awkward #jedi #starwars #lol
Be sure to stay though all the credits for “Star Trek: Into Darkness!”
Because all those people work really hard and would it kill you to act like you care?
I have decided if Gizmo and ever have a child we’re naming it Kobayashi Maru.
Definitely a no win situation.
Things associated with my flight that sound vaguely dirty.
Upright and locked position.
Bag check.
Descent into Charlotte.
Ag
You notice how Michael Phelps always has his “beats by dre” on when he’s walking somewhere? I’d bet it’s because he has an mp3 repeating “Left Foot…Right Foot…” #strikesmeasslow #couldbetheoxygendeprivstion #orthepot
“But he was cut back in February after a series of incidents, including punching a teammate, lining up in the wrong spots and sending out ill-advised tweets.”
I want to know that was the sequence.
WEEK ONE
“Titus punched our kicker.”
“Meh”
WEEK TWO
“Titus lined up in the wrong spot.”
“How wrong?”
“He was standing on the ref.”
“Meh.”
WEEK THREE
“Titus just tweeted Doctor Who spoilers”
“THAT BASTARD!!! CUT HIM!!!”
