GPOY-“One Last Picture Of Me As The Hulk At The Las Vegas Rock N Roll Half Marathon” Edition.
At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange
A burst over the last week sent this silly post over 46,000 notes.
Citrus based humor is big during the holidays.
I probably should have just made the first book "Well, That’s Just $%&ing Pulpy Orange Juice."
Live and learn.
Internet’s Anthony Giffen thinks headline could have been split into multiple sentences, would have benefitted from rewriting, semicolon.
Ducky and I spent the night “Paw-tographing” copies of our book for our sponsors!
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Ag & Ducky
Ducky: Explain to me again…
Me: You’re the horse in “The Headless Horseman!”
Ducky: And I’m supposed to chase Scooter over a bridge why?
Me: It’s an homage to Washington Irving!
Ducky: And we’re not telling The Lady because…
Me: Do you want to be able to chase the cat or not?
Ducky: TO THE BRIDGE!!!
Me: Happy Halloween, Ducky!
Ducky: Happy Halloween, Daddy.
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GPOYBCBAECBW (Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Being Crushed By An Enormous Cowboy Boot Wednesday) (at Disney’s All-Star Music Resort)