Well, That's Just Great
They’ll make the earth…move…under your feet. #literally

They’ll make the earth…move…under your feet. #literally

Crispers has magical spouts! They turn sweet tea into unsweet and vice versa! #magic #or #mindgames (at Crispers Fresh. Fast. Flavorful!)

Crispers has magical spouts! They turn sweet tea into unsweet and vice versa! #magic #or #mindgames (at Crispers Fresh. Fast. Flavorful!)

wellthatsjustgreat:

Now working this into my regular rotation. I am nothing if not classy. Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

Now working this into my regular rotation. I am nothing if not classy. Ag

So Gizmo and I went for a bike ride today.

I was in front and my bike lock cable came flying out of my saddle bag right at Gizmo.

There are parts of me that I am proud of. Like the part that was sincerely concerned about her well being.

But there are other parts. Like the part that caused me to yell, “MARIO KART, BITCH!!!!!!!!!”

Ducky continues to “help” with my yoga.

I’m a secretive bastard. I would never let anybody watch me painting … it would be like somebody watching you have sex—painting is that personal to me.

Andrew Wyeth (via apoetreflects)

  • It would be the same for me. Of course I paint with my penis.
  • It would be the same for me. When I’m done with painting I also feel great shame at the results of all of my efforts.
  • It would be the same for me. But perhaps that because both when painting and when having sex I wear the same thing: a smock and a respiration mask.
#JohnnyFootball

#JohnnyFootball

Two slices, please.
Her: Do you have a problem with dairy products?
Me: Well, I'm lactose intolerant, but that's going to be more of a problem for you than for me.
I knew my Coke was tasting a little light on cyan and magenta. #PepsiJamInTray2

I knew my Coke was tasting a little light on cyan and magenta. #PepsiJamInTray2

theelitegeek:

No, really…it’s important to me XD

theelitegeek:

No, really…it’s important to me XD