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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: New tree?
Me: Yup. The lady brought it from her old house.
Ducky: Smells like the cat.
Me: Scooter used to live in that house, yes.
Ducky: We were looking to further increase the cat stink in here?
Me: It doesn’t smell like cat in here.
Ducky: Acclimation, thy name is human nose.
Me: …
Ducky: See, dogs have good sniffers.
Me: Yes, I know.
Ducky: What was wrong with our old tree?
Me: Remember how it used to fall on you?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That’s not a Christmas tradition everywhere?
Me: No. Just here.
Ducky: Can’t say I’ll miss it.
Me: Me neither.
Ducky: We should start a new tradition!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: We are not going to try to make the new tree fall on Scooter.
Ducky: I just want her to feel like part of the family during the cherished holiday season.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And I enjoy upsetting that cat.
Me: I know you do. But no cat squashing.
Ducky: Okay, Mr. Grinch. I love you.
Me: Love you too, Ducky.
Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: New tree?

Me: Yup. The lady brought it from her old house.

Ducky: Smells like the cat.

Me: Scooter used to live in that house, yes.

Ducky: We were looking to further increase the cat stink in here?

Me: It doesn’t smell like cat in here.

Ducky: Acclimation, thy name is human nose.

Me:

Ducky: See, dogs have good sniffers.

Me: Yes, I know.

Ducky: What was wrong with our old tree?

Me: Remember how it used to fall on you?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That’s not a Christmas tradition everywhere?

Me: No. Just here.

Ducky: Can’t say I’ll miss it.

Me: Me neither.

Ducky: We should start a new tradition!

Me:

Ducky:

Me: We are not going to try to make the new tree fall on Scooter.

Ducky: I just want her to feel like part of the family during the cherished holiday season.

Me:

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: And I enjoy upsetting that cat.

Me: I know you do. But no cat squashing.

Ducky: Okay, Mr. Grinch. I love you.

Me: Love you too, Ducky.

Ag

Caught Scooter in the middle of her monthly fire extinguisher check. Scooter is passionate about fire safety. She loves to remind me what P.A.S.S. stands for. “P” PULL the pin! “A” AIM the nozzle! “S” Get SEAFOOD! “S” Give it to SCOOTER!

Caught Scooter in the middle of her monthly fire extinguisher check. Scooter is passionate about fire safety. She loves to remind me what P.A.S.S. stands for. “P” PULL the pin! “A” AIM the nozzle! “S” Get SEAFOOD! “S” Give it to SCOOTER!

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Ducky…
Ducky: Shhh!
Me: Ducky…
Ducky: Shhh!
Me: Be good.
Ducky: Be quiet!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: What are you going to do?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I don’t know.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: I think Scooter spends more time on the computer than me.
Ducky: I think she’s trying to steal my identity online.
Me: I doubt it. Very few cats have shown a propensity for identity theft. I just think she likes the hot.
Ducky: It’s 900 degrees in here.
Me: Almost.
Ducky: Cats are stupid.
Me: Perhaps. But dogs aren’t geniuses either.
Ducky: We’re smarter than cats.
Me: Really?
Ducky: Yes.
Me: Did you figure out what you’re sneaking up on Scooter to do yet?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It takes a special kind of genius to improvise.
Me: True statement. Good luck with that. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Last Sunday’s new Ducky post!

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Ducky…

Ducky: Shhh!

Me: Ducky…

Ducky: Shhh!

Me: Be good.

Ducky: Be quiet!

Me:

Ducky:

Me: What are you going to do?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I don’t know.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: I think Scooter spends more time on the computer than me.

Ducky: I think she’s trying to steal my identity online.

Me: I doubt it. Very few cats have shown a propensity for identity theft. I just think she likes the hot.

Ducky: It’s 900 degrees in here.

Me: Almost.

Ducky: Cats are stupid.

Me: Perhaps. But dogs aren’t geniuses either.

Ducky: We’re smarter than cats.

Me: Really?

Ducky: Yes.

Me: Did you figure out what you’re sneaking up on Scooter to do yet?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: It takes a special kind of genius to improvise.

Me: True statement. Good luck with that. I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Last Sunday’s new Ducky post!

This week's new Ducky (and Scooter) post!

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: I missed you while I was gone, Ducky.
Ducky: Uh huh.
Me: Did you miss me?
Ducky: Yup.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: You and Scooter use the time to bond?
Ducky: No.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Well then you’d better keep your eyes on her.
Ducky: That’s the plan. She’s plotting something.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: To hiss and meow at you while swinging a paw in your general direction?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Possibly. Or some type of coup.
Me: …
Ducky: Probably the hissing though.
Me: It’s good to be home. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: I missed you while I was gone, Ducky.

Ducky: Uh huh.

Me: Did you miss me?

Ducky: Yup.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: You and Scooter use the time to bond?

Ducky: No.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Well then you’d better keep your eyes on her.

Ducky: That’s the plan. She’s plotting something.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: To hiss and meow at you while swinging a paw in your general direction?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Possibly. Or some type of coup.

Me:

Ducky: Probably the hissing though.

Me: It’s good to be home. I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Ag

This week's new Ducky post!

Jul 9
wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: …
Scooter: …
Me: Relaxed?
Ducky: Yup.
Scooter: …
Me: The two of you are getting along better these days.
Ducky: If you mean she’s punching me in the face less, yes.
Scooter: …
Me: That’s something.
Ducky: I don’t think she’s getting any more pleasant, just lazier. Punching takes effort.
Scooter: …
Me: You’re not exactly a ball of energy this evening, Mister.
Ducky: I’m like a coiled spring.
Scooter: …
Me: Uh huh. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Scooter: …
Me: I love you, Scooter.
Ducky: …
Scooter: …
Me: Scooter?
Ducky: Expressing affection requires effort.
Scooter: …
Me: Cats…
Ducky: Cats.
Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky:

Scooter:

Me: Relaxed?

Ducky: Yup.

Scooter:

Me: The two of you are getting along better these days.

Ducky: If you mean she’s punching me in the face less, yes.

Scooter: …

Me: That’s something.

Ducky: I don’t think she’s getting any more pleasant, just lazier. Punching takes effort.

Scooter:

Me: You’re not exactly a ball of energy this evening, Mister.

Ducky: I’m like a coiled spring.

Scooter:

Me: Uh huh. I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Scooter:

Me: I love you, Scooter.

Ducky:

Scooter:

Me: Scooter?

Ducky: Expressing affection requires effort.

Scooter:

Me: Cats…

Ducky: Cats.

Ag

Jun 7
So apparently the three other mammals in my house like to play “This is what the crime scene will look like when Ag snaps one day.”

So apparently the three other mammals in my house like to play “This is what the crime scene will look like when Ag snaps one day.”

Jun 6

Scooter’s favorite Carlin bit.

Jun 6
Scooter likes “Carlin At Carnegie” best. It has the “Cats & Dogs” routine. #bonding #cats #carlin (at Well, That’s Just A House)

Scooter likes “Carlin At Carnegie” best. It has the “Cats & Dogs” routine. #bonding #cats #carlin (at Well, That’s Just A House)