And the problem with this quote is most people who read it will immediately think of how it applies to everyone BUT themselves.
Or more accurately, that’s the problem with tumblr.
Cernumnos, horned god of virility, smiles upon this pagan sacrifice.
If a wiccan comes in to pinch-run, I’m tuning in.
The manager walks to the mound and taps a piece of oak to a sprig of mistletoe. Looks like he’s calling for a Druid from the bullpen.
Apparently not being kind to travelers was a very big deal back in the day and that’s what would have incurred God’s wrath. “Sodomy” should not refer to homosexuality, it should refer to being rude to visitors.
“Hey, Steve, I really don’t think you should have sodomized those Jehovah’s Witnesses.”
“Yeah. I’m sorry. It happens every time I’m in a bad mood. I tell you what, if you hear that I am grumpy, don’t come to visit. Unless you want to be sodomized!”
Can we get TripAdvisor to change their rating system? You get stars based on how often the staff commits sodomy on their guests?
Who is unlikely to get unblocked by web nannies if he keeps tagging posts with words like “sodomy.”
Grace is printed on our silverware wrappers. Grace for all the world’s religions. All…three…religions…in the world. #greatmomentsindiversity (at Chuy’s)
- Old white guy.
- Against contraception.
- Unwaveringly committed to religious dogma.
- Supported keeping women out of positions of authority in his organization.
- Believes he was chosen by God.
- Might be crazy.
Well, I think we know what Fox News can do with that money they saved by cutting loose Sarah Palin.
And this guy is a youth pastor. “Hey, kids! Ray Lewis should be your role model! He talks about God and Jesus all the time!”
Kid then goes home and Googles “Ray Lewis” and learns that the Christian value of, “just keep your mouth shut and don’t say nothing!” will keep you and your cronies from being convicted of murder.
Seriously. You don’t have to hate Ray Lewis to at least think MAYBE he’s not the best choice if role models.
I hate stupid people.
I believe in allowing people to move on from mistakes, especially when they were never convicted of a crime. But people who call someone a role model because he pimps the Bible in sports interviews get under my skin.
And I can’t imagine how nauseating it must be for the families of the two dead men to hear Ray Lewis spewing about how God must have wanted him to get to play one more time at Raven’s Stadium. Because everything is part of God’s plan.
So apparently it was part of God’s plan for no one to be convicted of that murder so that years later, Ray Lewis could dance on the field one more time.