On the list of places where baseball should never be played, this is my favorite! #Go #rays (at Tropicana Field)
I got to pet a ray at the Tampa Bay @raysbaseball game! This went much better than a similar experience I had at the Arizona Diamondbacks game. #ow #venom #fangs #BadIdea (at Tropicana Field)
The folks at Tropicana Field are not interested in putting “Congratulations, Gizmo, on being herpes free for 30 days!” on their big screen.
Furthermore, saying, “Don’t worry. It’s a joke. She never even had herpes in the first place!” is apparently an insufficient rationale for them to change their minds.
You know, if you’re trying to get men to stop avoiding prostate exams, perhaps it would be better to not cause them to associate the procedure with an ENORMOUS finger.
Tile ShARTk (Taken with Instagram at Tropicana Field)
Mo-Rays-ic (Taken with Instagram at Tropicana Field)