The folks at Tropicana Field are not interested in putting “Congratulations, Gizmo, on being herpes free for 30 days!” on their big screen.
Furthermore, saying, “Don’t worry. It’s a joke. She never even had herpes in the first place!” is apparently an insufficient rationale for them to change their minds.
You know, if you’re trying to get men to stop avoiding prostate exams, perhaps it would be better to not cause them to associate the procedure with an ENORMOUS finger.
Rays Win! 11-5 over Toronto!
Tile ShARTk (Taken with Instagram at Tropicana Field)
Mo-Rays-ic (Taken with Instagram at Tropicana Field)
I swear I thought this said, “Hitler’s Hall Of Fame.”
It didn’t. Which is a relief since I was wondering what Ted Williams had done for Hitler that got him on the logo.