Well, That's Just Great
More of my most excellent dating patter
Me: FYI-If you leave a bag of fries and burger remnants from Five Guys Burgers and Fries in your car for two days your car will not end up smelling like Five Guys delicious burgers and fries.
Her: And you know this from...
Me: Experience.
Her: Ah. What will it smell like?
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: I'm gonna go with rat's asshole.
Her: ...
Me: ...
Her: And you know what that smells like from...
Me: Experience.
Her: ...
Me: Need a ride hom...
Her: No, I'm good.
Hello.  This shirt is made from
a material that goes by many names: Cool-Max, Dri-Tech, etc… But they all share the same “wicking” properties that keep you dry during intense exercise.

"During intense exercise" does not include walking through the mall on a warm day.

See, one side effect of the wicking is a noticeable increase in body odor. So when I’m in the mall right behind you, it’s smells very much like a rat’s asshole.

Something worth considering.

Love ya.

Ag

Hello. This shirt is made from a material that goes by many names: Cool-Max, Dri-Tech, etc… But they all share the same “wicking” properties that keep you dry during intense exercise.

"During intense exercise" does not include walking through the mall on a warm day.

See, one side effect of the wicking is a noticeable increase in body odor. So when I’m in the mall right behind you, it’s smells very much like a rat’s asshole.

Something worth considering.

Love ya.

Ag

Muppet Monday: Muppets Meet Lost

Worth the whole thing just for the moment at 2:18 (but get there naturally).

Ag