Well, That's Just Great
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Dread Pirate Roberts (The Princess Bride by William Goldman)

jenngofett:

That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.”

(Source: jakefalahee)

quackbunny:

Found this on a T shirt site x)

quackbunny:

Found this on a T shirt site x)

Rewind Sunday:
wellthatsjustgreat:

Yes, I’m here, but the good news is that I’m only “mostly dead.”
So how long can I continue to do this before Facebook deactivates my account?
Ag

Rewind Sunday:

wellthatsjustgreat:

Yes, I’m here, but the good news is that I’m only “mostly dead.”

So how long can I continue to do this before Facebook deactivates my account?

Ag

I just purchased something using Amazon’s “One-click.”

It only took me seven clicks to make my purchase.

Plus typing my username.

And password.

And selecting the radio button for the specific form of payment.

"One-Click?"

Yes, I’m here, but the good news is that I’m only “mostly dead.”

So how long can I continue to do this before Facebook deactivates my account? 

Ag

Yes, I’m here, but the good news is that I’m only “mostly dead.”

So how long can I continue to do this before Facebook deactivates my account?

Ag

adamarbri:

You know his name.
You know what you did.
You know what he is planning to do about it…

adamarbri:

You know his name.

You know what you did.

You know what he is planning to do about it…

"Fame Destroyed My Family."
Fame?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Oh, and lowest common denominator, reality show “fame” isn’t a virus that your family caught in Mexico. You sought it out and you put it ahead of family.
You destroyed your family.
Popular these days=Fame
Not so popular these days=Taking responsibility for your mistakes
Ag

"Fame Destroyed My Family."

Fame?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Oh, and lowest common denominator, reality show “fame” isn’t a virus that your family caught in Mexico. You sought it out and you put it ahead of family.

You destroyed your family.

Popular these days=Fame

Not so popular these days=Taking responsibility for your mistakes

Ag

Think? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Shockingly, he’s a Cowboys fan too.
Ag

Think? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Shockingly, he’s a Cowboys fan too.

Ag

(via joesramblings)