I don’t know if there’s a hell, but if there is, I really hope there’s an especially unpleasant part of it designated just for crappy audience members. “Too Cool” dicks who know answers to teachers’ questions but won’t answer, self-absorbed twats who don’t stop talking when a curtain goes up, and sub-human douchebags who leave shows early to beat traffic should suffer for all eternity. Oh. And a special VIP lounge will be created where asswipes who rolled their eyes at me will have those eyes poked with flaming irons for all time.
|—||Ag-who can get a little grumpy when he’s feeling disrespected.|