that no more that three locations in the food court are allowed to have their employees lunge at me with bourbon chicken laden toothpicks in a single visit?
Five places did it today. Including the Piercing Pagoda. At least their toothpicks were fancy. Stainless steel.
Wait. That wasn’t bourbon chicken. That’s why I had to lean so close to her head to taste it. That’s why there was so much screaming! THAT’S WHY THERE WAS SO MUCH SCREAMING!!!!