Looks like I’m the only one who decided to cosplay.

But I am one sexy split level colonial.

Ag

The Omni Orlando Resort (by Ag)

fire-tiger replied to your post: I’d love to attend a tumblr meet-up in Central Florida

Same. I didn’t know you’re in Central Florida. Do you mind if I ask which part?

Honest Answer: Just west of Disney.

Truly Honest Answer: The motherfucking hot part.

Ag

So I look at one that’s scheduled.

Hmm…

I don’t drink.

I’m not looking to get laid.

I’m not sixteen and looking for people who think smoking pot is the key to a of fulfilling social interaction.

So it actually looks like I WOULDN’T like to attend a tumblr meet-up in Central Florida.

Ag

jessicanncats:

I’m circle 2 … or 4… mostly 2.

A few observations:

1. Welcome to Hell’s Vestibule. Please be seated on Satan’s Ottoman.
2. I assume “The Indecisive” refers to the folks who decide whether or not others go to hell, not people who can’t decide whether or not they want to go to hell themselves.  They’d be insufferable wherever they ended up. “Yeah, I could have gone to Heaven. I chose Hell. I was really won over by that ottoman in the vestibule.”
3. Or does it mean that indecisive people spend eternity in Hell’s waiting room? “Remember all those times you were a pain in the ass when we were trying to pick a place for lunch, Lou? Well maybe you can think about that while Lucifer decides if he has room in the pit for you! Now if you’ll excuse me, we’re going to Burger King.”
4. I saw “The Unbaptised And The Virtuous Pagans” at The Viper Club. They opened for Cerberus.
5. And the “City of Dis?” Orlando or Anaheim?

Ag

Is it breaking news because up until now we thought that this retired teacher didn’t give a shit about music?

Ag

Love theater?

Love me?

Hate Central Florida and would like to journey to a magical happy land known as Maycomb, Alabama in the 1930s?

Then come see me say the “N-word” repeatedly in “To Kill A Mockingbird!”

Let me know if you’re coming to a show and I can work the name of your tumblr into one of Bob Ewell’s racist incoherent rambles!

“To Kill a Mocking Bird”

Feb 17 - Mar 4

Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm

Sundays at 7pm

GPOYW-Bob Ewell Edition

Click through for ticket information for “To Kill A Mockingbird.”

Ag

Five minutes away from the Magic Kingdom is a whole other World.

(by Ag)

Ever since “Exquisite Flooring of West Orange” opened up, their rivals just haven’t been able to compete.  In the last year, all of the following business have closed in the area:

• Mediocre Flooring of West Orange
• Central Florida So-So Tile Works 
• Shitty Linoleum Inc.
• You’ll Take Our Sub Par Floorboards And Poor Craftsmanship And Like It: Orlando

Ag