Do you know who the Magic Minis were? They were children. A group of children dancing at halftime. As unpaid volunteer entertainment! Who would be cruel enough to rate a child’s performance as “poor?” Well, who ELSE would be that cruel, I mean? #ChoreographyWasntTight #IExpectALotFromEightYearOldDancers #TakesCourageToGiveHardFeedback #SoImKindOfAHero (at Amway Center)
I couldn’t figure out why all of the Orlando Magic players had the number zero on their warm ups. I was trying to figure out if a former Magic player was zero and maybe he died tragically last year unbeknownst to me.
But I just figured out what looks a lot like a zero.
The letter “O.”
#idiot (at Amway Center)
I got to watch a bit of the Florida Citrus Parade today. Wisconsin is here for the game on New Year’s Day.
Gizmo went to Indiana.
And I like to be annoying.
Got to spend time with my good friend Ben tonight and as a bonus YOU’LL GET TO HEAR IT!
I’ll update you all when you can hear his interview with me on his podcast. I think you’ll like it.
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I wish I could be at the game tonight just because I like clashes of teams with pun based names.
I love the experience here and I’ve never been to another Hamburger Mary’s.
But I find generally any statement that follows the structure, “The __________ location has to be superior to the one in ORLANDO, FLORIDA, right?” can be safely answered in the affirmative.