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American Exceptionalism.

American Behind Me: So you’re from New Zealand?
New Zealander Behind Me: Yes.
American Behind Me: That’s where that guy shot all those kids with a machine gun, right?
New Zealander Behind Me: Uh, no.
American Behind Me: Yeah, sure it was. That guy. With the machine gun.
New Zealander Behind Me: …
American Behind Me: Wait. That was another “land.”
New Zealander Behind Me: …
American Behind Me: You know. That other land.
New Zealander Behind Me: …
American Behind Me: …
New Zealander Behind Me: …the Netherlands?
American Behind Me: Yeah! That’s it! That’s a different place, isn’t it?
New Zealander Behind Me: Yes. Yes it is.
American Behind Me: …
New Zealander Behind Me: …
American Behind Me: That was somethin’, huh? The guy with the machine gun, right?
New Zealander Behind Me: Yes. Yes it was.

Thanks to kathartie (I’m HUGE with young women in New Zealand), angelwithbadhabits (who probably reblogs me more than anyone…thanks!), and aerissa (one of my most consistent supporters who regularly overcomes her chronic Canadianism to recommend me regardless of her stunning anti-americanism) for the recommendations in the humor category. Thanks to the five others who recommended me. As I fall asleep tonight I imagine all five are models to find me irresistable. It could happen. I have at least one who I know follows me and she’s pretty cool and follow worthy as are my three friends above!
As always I am grateful for anyone who takes the time to visit and humbled that anyone would recommend me. Thanks!
I’ve decided to use this space each week to let you know the very cool blogs I recommend each week. This week I recommended thebaffled in the humor category. One of the most consistently amusing and interesting sources of content on my dashboard, thebaffled is a far too hidden treasure on tumblr. Follow!
Thanks, Everyone!

Thanks to kathartie (I’m HUGE with young women in New Zealand), angelwithbadhabits (who probably reblogs me more than anyone…thanks!), and aerissa (one of my most consistent supporters who regularly overcomes her chronic Canadianism to recommend me regardless of her stunning anti-americanism) for the recommendations in the humor category. Thanks to the five others who recommended me. As I fall asleep tonight I imagine all five are models to find me irresistable. It could happen. I have at least one who I know follows me and she’s pretty cool and follow worthy as are my three friends above!

As always I am grateful for anyone who takes the time to visit and humbled that anyone would recommend me. Thanks!

I’ve decided to use this space each week to let you know the very cool blogs I recommend each week. This week I recommended thebaffled in the humor category. One of the most consistently amusing and interesting sources of content on my dashboard, thebaffled is a far too hidden treasure on tumblr. Follow!

Thanks, Everyone!

Happy New Year, Earth!

It’s 2011 in New Zealand. This year is over!

Ag

In Seven Hours It Will Be 2011 In New Zealand.

I’m waking up at 6:00 a.m., dropping a kiwi fruit in my living room, and kissing motherf*&%^*g 2010 goodbye!

Ag

(And while we’re at it, 2009 sucked a$$ so I’m saying f*&$ off to that year again too!)

slang-king:

Where in the world?
3qbc:

via www.kothhoefer.de


I find this plausible.
Ag

slang-king:

Where in the world?

3qbc:

via www.kothhoefer.de

I find this plausible.

Ag

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Paolo Nutini

"Candy"

Thanks to Kathartie for introducing me to Paolo (though not literally).

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I was perched outside in the pouring rain
Trying to make myself a sail
Then I’ll float to you my darlin’
With the evening on my tail
Although not the most honest means of travel
It gets me there nonetheless
I’m a heartless man at worst, babe
And a helpless one at best

Darling I’ll bathe your skin
I’ll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy, before I go
Oh, darling I’ll kiss your eyes
And lay you down on your rug
Just give me some candy
After my hug

Oh I’m often false explaining
But to her it plays out all the same
and although I’m left defeated
It get’s held against my name
I know you got plenty to offer baby
But I guess I’ve taken quite enough
Well I’m some stain there on your bedsheet
You’re my diamond in the rough

Darling I’ll bathe your skin
I’ll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy
before I go
Oh, darling I’ll kiss your eyes
And lay you down on your rug
Just give me some candy
After my hug

I know that there´re writings on the wall
But Darling I’ll bathe your skin
I’ll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy
After my hug

Oh I’ll be there waiting for you (repeat)