I don’t know which is worse, the thought that she really was thanking her boyfriend for “soiling her” or that when I first saw the image I thought she had a “Marc Jacobs” plate bolted just above her vagina.
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Sex Talk
Him: Have you ever, you know, taped yourself with someone?
Her: No. I'd be too nervous it'd get out somehow. And what's the point anyway?
Him: Some people like seeing...views they'd never see otherwise.
Her: Never thought of that. Still. The tape might come back to haunt you.
Him: Yeah. So what if someone just hooked their camera up to feed to their tv without taping? They could watch what was going on from a different angle in the moment but not worry about the tape.
Her: I guess.
Him: Would you watch that?
Her: Watch myself having sex?
Him: Yeah.
Her: I don't know. I guess it would depend on what else was on.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: You were gone for a long time, Daddy.
Me: No, actually just 12 hours. No longer than most days.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: But you got us up at a weird time.
Me: That’s true. Was running a marathon, remember?
Ducky: Oh, yeah.
Me: …
Ducky: The penguin started it. I had to finish it.
Me: I don’t think so, Ducky. And that penguin was a gift.
Ducky: Thank you.
Me: Not for YOU, Ducky. For me.
Ducky: Oh.
Me: This was willful insubordination and destruction of property.
Ducky: You’ve been in Human Resources too long.
Me: …
Ducky: I lov…
Me: Why do you destroy that which I love?
Ducky: If this was a novel I would be but an extension of your subconscious. I’m not destroying that which you love. YOU are. THROUGH me.
Me: …
Ducky: Ok. The googly eyes freaked me out and once I started it was oh so destructible.
Me: At least that’s the truth.
Ducky: I’m going to be locked up whenever you leave from now on aren’t I?
Me: Until I forget to keep doing it.
Ducky: Oh, good. You forget a lot these days.
Me: …
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: *sigh* I love you Ducky.
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Sex Talk
Him: Have you ever, you know, taped yourself with someone?
Her: No. I'd be too nervous it'd get out somehow. And what's the point anyway?
Him: Some people like seeing...views they'd never see otherwise.
Her: Never thought of that. Still. The tape might come back to haunt you.
Him: Yeah. So what if someone just hooked their camera up to feed to their tv without taping? They could watch what was going on from a different angle in the moment but not worry about the tape.
Her: I guess.
Him: Would you watch that?
Her: Watch myself having sex?
Him: Yeah.
Her: I don't know. I guess it would depend what else was on.
That awkward moment when you design a piece of lingerie that makes it look like the model has overflowing chest and armpit hair.
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Willy Wonka: Good work on the shape for Cherry, Jenkins, but let’s see if you can make the Lemon-Orange and Grape Puckerooms look even more like the heads of a penises.
Jenkins: You bet, sir!
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