No one goes to a party, sees a guitar lying there, and says, “I’ve never performed, never taken a lesson, never even given much thought to playing a guitar, but I love music so listen while I try to play!”
But every third asshole at a party thinks they’re funny.
Fuck my art.
Ag
I, on the other hand, keep my musical shame hidden in my running playlists #itsrainingmen #moreethelmermanthanicaretoadmit
Now I just need a synchronized swimming team to use the overture from “The Black Hole” and I’m all good.
Ag
It worked!
Beyonce was so amazing yesterday I plan to illegally download much more of her music than I would have before.
Shortest Audition Ever
Keyboardist: Before we get started I should share that I won't be able to tour in December due to a pre-existing commitment. But I'm good to go every other month.