Every illusion would fail until finally I just gave up and curled up in the corner muttering self loathing comments in my terrible Chico Marx style Italian accent.

“Hey-a whatta you think was-a gonna happen? Nobody love-a you.”

I just need to find a really positive assistant and call her Celexa. Balance the act out.

People would pay to see that, right?

austinkleon:

1961 letter from Groucho Marx to T.S. Eliot: “I had no idea you were so handsome.”

atencio:

Groucho Marx & Albert Hall

This is so good.

“Mr. Hall, I am reluctant to do this but let’s get back to you.”

mudwerks:

Preshistoric Marx Brothers (by John McNab)

1917. Chico might be 30 here, or he might be 29, but either way he’s the oldest.

Left to right: Arthur (Harpo), Leonard (Chico), Milton (the immortal Gummo), and Julius (Groucho).

Later in 1917, Gummo joined the U.S. Army, thus ending his career in show business.

oldfilmsflicker:

publicdomainbitch:

Harpo Marx Telegram to John F. Kennedy

July 14 1960

From The U.S. National Archives

Harpo is my favorite of the Marx bros.

(Source: publicdomainthing)

Thank you, universe. This was a nice surprise!

Ag

Maybe the most famous scene from any Marx Brothers film. Seen in full context for ultimate excellence!

For yensid1138 who’s watching his first Marx Brothers film tonight, “A Night At The Opera.”

Ag

For Yensid1138 who’s watching his first Marx Brothers film tonight: “A Night at the Opera.”

Ag