Well, That's Just Great

It was 10:50

Me: I'm walking over to get lunch. Anyone care to join me?
Her: It's a bit early, don't you think?
Me: I'm getting a fish sandwich, not a rum and Coke.

Dear Restaurant I Chose for Lunch

Thank you for providing television entertainment.

Next time could you tune to a channel that ISN’T showing animal surgeries?

Thanks.

Hugs and kisses,

Ag

Apparently I eat lunch A LOT earlier than everyone else.

Ag

My friend and I appear to be eating in two different time zones.

Ag

You know why I like going to Qdoba for lunch? I like a meal that is the size, shape, and has the actual tactile feel of a human stomach.

Ag

Apparently my lunch is safe from microwaves, rain bouncing off of forks and soup cans, blizzards, and cubist reinterpretations of “American Gothic!”