Well, That's Just Great
It was 10:50
Me: I'm walking over to get lunch. Anyone care to join me?
Her: It's a bit early, don't you think?
Me: I'm getting a fish sandwich, not a rum and Coke.
Dear Restaurant I Chose for Lunch

Thank you for providing television entertainment.

Next time could you tune to a channel that ISN’T showing animal surgeries?

Thanks.

Hugs and kisses,

Ag

Apparently I eat lunch A LOT earlier than everyone else.

Ag

Apparently I eat lunch A LOT earlier than everyone else.

Ag

My friend and I appear to be eating in two different time zones.

Ag

My friend and I appear to be eating in two different time zones.

Ag

You know why I like going to Qdoba for lunch? I like a meal that is the size, shape, and has the actual tactile feel of a human stomach.
Ag

You know why I like going to Qdoba for lunch? I like a meal that is the size, shape, and has the actual tactile feel of a human stomach.

Ag

Apparently my lunch is safe from microwaves, rain bouncing off of forks and soup cans, blizzards, and cubist reinterpretations of “American Gothic!”

Apparently my lunch is safe from microwaves, rain bouncing off of forks and soup cans, blizzards, and cubist reinterpretations of “American Gothic!”