Ducky: That’s my ball.
Me: Yes it is.
Ducky: Trespassing and stealing. Nice.
Me: Penny is an invited guest. She’s not trespassing.
Ducky: Which makes stealing my ball even worse. Are we living in a society here or not?
Me: Isn’t that Penny’s fuzzy you’ve got there?
Ducky: It makes a neat squeak.
Me: Yes it does.
Ducky: Deeper than the squeak my toys make.
Me: The deep squeak pleases me.
Ducky: I could tell.
Ducky: The concept of hypocrisy exists within a grey area of canine society, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
I don’t fault her for keeping these secret.
"Oh look! We’re passing the Montessori school! What? Why are you looking at me like that? My god! Put your pants back on! The children will see!!!"
On a related note, ad placement can be tricky.
Masked or unmasked, it’s hard to believe the “Ass Asians” never won tag team gold.
On a related note, “Print Shop” combined with a dot matrix printer made some awesome posters back in the day…unfortunately it was also back in the day before spell check.
And on yet another related note, the WWE Network is entertaining on about five different levels at once!
"Why you always beatin’ Pa, Ma?!"
“‘Cause he ain’t gonna’ offer up them TripAdvisor tips less’n I do, Junior!”
James Dobson explaining why he didn’t want the GOP to hold the 2016 Republican National Convention in Las Vegas.
But more importantly, Mr. Dobson sends a clear message to anyone who wonders if the GOP has taken steps since the last presidential election to shore up their technology infrastructure so they can compete more effectively with the Democratic Party.
Be afraid, Democrats. The Republicans have the Yellow Pages!
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