Well, That's Just Great
wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: That’s my ball.
Me: Yes it is.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Trespassing and stealing. Nice.
Me: Penny is an invited guest. She’s not trespassing.
Ducky: Which makes stealing my ball even worse. Are we living in a society here or not?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Isn’t that Penny’s fuzzy you’ve got there?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It makes a neat squeak.
Me: Yes it does.
Ducky: Deeper than the squeak my toys make.
Me: Yup.
Ducky: …
Me: The deep squeak pleases me.
Ducky: I could tell.
Me: …
Ducky: The concept of hypocrisy exists within a grey area of canine society, Daddy. 
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: That’s my ball.

Me: Yes it is.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Trespassing and stealing. Nice.

Me: Penny is an invited guest. She’s not trespassing.

Ducky: Which makes stealing my ball even worse. Are we living in a society here or not?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Isn’t that Penny’s fuzzy you’ve got there?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: It makes a neat squeak.

Me: Yes it does.

Ducky: Deeper than the squeak my toys make.

Me: Yup.

Ducky:

Me: The deep squeak pleases me.

Ducky: I could tell.

Me:

Ducky: The concept of hypocrisy exists within a grey area of canine society, Daddy. 

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Birth control
Cars
Medical treatment
A little peace of mind
A quarter
  1. Birth control
  2. Cars
  3. Medical treatment
  4. A little peace of mind
  5. A quarter

I don’t fault her for keeping these secret.

"Oh look! We’re passing the Montessori school! What? Why are you looking at me like that? My god! Put your pants back on! The children will see!!!"

On a related note, ad placement can be tricky.

Ag

Things my sister in law sends me…

I’m not the best at this…but I aims to please…

Um…okay…I guess we’ll wait in the bar? #GetComfy #GonnaBeAwhile (at Lighthouse Cafe of Sanibel)

Um…okay…I guess we’ll wait in the bar? #GetComfy #GonnaBeAwhile (at Lighthouse Cafe of Sanibel)

How Trader Joe's selects new locations.
Pam: We're thinking about placing our new Trader Joe's right here (points at map)
Steve: Is it a location with a parking lot that cannot possibly support our needs?
Pam: Yup. Parking lot is far too small and terribly designed.
Steve: PERFECT!
wellthatsjustgreat:

Masked or unmasked, it’s hard to believe the “Ass Asians” never won tag team gold.
On a related note, “Print Shop” combined with a dot matrix printer made some awesome posters back in the day…unfortunately it was also back in the day before spell check.  And on yet another related note, the WWE Network is entertaining on about five different levels at once!

wellthatsjustgreat:

Masked or unmasked, it’s hard to believe the “Ass Asians” never won tag team gold.

On a related note, “Print Shop” combined with a dot matrix printer made some awesome posters back in the day…unfortunately it was also back in the day before spell check.

And on yet another related note, the WWE Network is entertaining on about five different levels at once!

"Why you always beatin’ Pa, Ma?!"

“‘Cause he ain’t gonna’ offer up them TripAdvisor tips less’n I do, Junior!”

"Why you always beatin’ Pa, Ma?!"

“‘Cause he ain’t gonna’ offer up them TripAdvisor tips less’n I do, Junior!”

Even though Vegas has tried to shore itself up and call itself family-friendly, it’s still a metaphor for decadence. There’s still 64 pages of escort services in the yellow pages.

James Dobson explaining why he didn’t want the GOP to hold the 2016 Republican National Convention in Las Vegas.

But more importantly, Mr. Dobson sends a clear message to anyone who wonders if the GOP has taken steps since the last presidential election to shore up their technology infrastructure so they can compete more effectively with the Democratic Party.

Be afraid, Democrats. The Republicans have the Yellow Pages!

I didn’t know anything about the movie beforehand except that it was basically E.T. for the selfie age. Even the movie poster is a direct rip-off of the much-better original alien-who-wants-to-go-home movie. The folks at Relativity shoulda also warned peeps that the entire movie was shot using a nausea-inducing faux-handheld camera technique. If E.T. and The Blair Witch Project had a threesome with the original Clash of the Titans’ mechanical owl, then they woulda made a baby named Earth to Echo. True story.
Earth To Echo review-Lazy Dad’s Guide to Everything