If I’m going to die in a car accident, I hope I can collide with a cement mixer so that my statue will appear immediately after my death
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Joe Wong
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At the Adler Planetarium. Better get this out of my system…
Where can I explore Uranus?
Are there rings around Uranus?
I’ve always wondered, is it pronounced, “Uranus” or “Your Asshole?”
Okay. I’m done.
Ag
I love good bad jokes.
Q: How many elephants fit in a Mini Cooper?
A: Four, two in the front two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes fit in a Mini Cooper?
A: None, the Mini Cooper's full of elephants.
Q: How can you tell when there's an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell when there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: They giggle when the door's closed.
Q: How can you tell when there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: It's getting hard to close the door.
Q: How can you tell when there are four elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a Mini Cooper parked outside.
I know I should let this go…
But, regarding this post:
to each person who left a comment like:
XXXXXXX reblogged this from XXXXXXX and added:
More like a proper noun…
XXXXXXX reblogged this from XXXXXXX and added:
well you aren’t supposed to use proper nouns.
XXXXXXX reblogged this from XXXXXXX and added:
Proper nouns never count. If I can’t use my name, I sure as he’ll dont expectto be able to use his
XXXXXXX reblogged this from XXXXXXX and added:
Except you can’t use proper nouns in WWF, so he wouldn’t be allowed in regardless of it being a “real word” or not.
XXXXXXX reblogged this from XXXXXXX and added:
well yeah, those are proper nouns, names, same way you couldn’t…James or Annebelle,…
XXXXXXX reblogged this from XXXXXXX and added:
Why is this funny? It’s not like you’ve ever been able to play proper nouns in Scrabble or WWF.
XXXXXXX reblogged this from XXXXXXX and added:
you can’t use proper nouns in scrabble it’s not that hard to understand
I seriously advise you to read this post.
Also, as a public service I would like to share with you that everyone in your life thinks you are a remarkable dumbass. Really. They don’t tell you because they don’t want to upset you and the two cousins who married and became your parents.
Ag
Who will now be told that this isn’t funny because it is mean. So before you do allow me to explain to you that the fact that I am being mean and overreacting is THE FUCKING POINT!!!!
sheepdean reblogged your photo: Life Ain’t Easy For A Sun God.
Except you can’t use proper nouns in WWF, so he wouldn’t be allowed in regardless of it being a “real word” or not.
Ag
