Well, That's Just Great
wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: I’m beginning to think you just do this for the picture and an easy post.
Me: No. I wanted to give you another bath before we went on our trip. The Lady’s sister and mother will both be taking care of you while we’re gone. We want to make sure you’re all clean and good smelling for them.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Dog sniffing hobbyists, are they?
Me: No.
Ducky: Hey, I like a good dog sniff myself. Not judging. But do they have something against the pure and natural aroma of…
Me: You’re a little stinky.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And you’re old and not getting any younger. Would you like to continue exchanging insults or…
Me: I’m sorry, Duck. We’re just trying to make a good impression. Don’t want you to get a reputation for being stinky.
Ducky: I am who I am. What others think of me has no impact on my sense of self.
Me: I admire your attitude. But I think you really just don’t like baths.
Ducky: The two feelings are not mutually exclusive.
Me: I’m sorry. We’re almost done.
Ducky: So you promise we needed to do this? 
Me: Yup.
Ducky: It wasn’t just for the post?
Me: Nope.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: So what is tonight’s post going to be about?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: Uh huh. I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: I’m beginning to think you just do this for the picture and an easy post.

Me: No. I wanted to give you another bath before we went on our trip. The Lady’s sister and mother will both be taking care of you while we’re gone. We want to make sure you’re all clean and good smelling for them.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Dog sniffing hobbyists, are they?

Me: No.

Ducky: Hey, I like a good dog sniff myself. Not judging. But do they have something against the pure and natural aroma of…

Me: You’re a little stinky.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: And you’re old and not getting any younger. Would you like to continue exchanging insults or…

Me: I’m sorry, Duck. We’re just trying to make a good impression. Don’t want you to get a reputation for being stinky.

Ducky: I am who I am. What others think of me has no impact on my sense of self.

Me: I admire your attitude. But I think you really just don’t like baths.

Ducky: The two feelings are not mutually exclusive.

Me: I’m sorry. We’re almost done.

Ducky: So you promise we needed to do this? 

Me: Yup.

Ducky: It wasn’t just for the post?

Me: Nope.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: So what is tonight’s post going to be about?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: Uh huh. I love you, Daddy.

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Another? Already?

You know, if you chose brown instead of red for your logo it would look a little more like you help kitty cats and a little less like your CEO is the devil.

You know, if you chose brown instead of red for your logo it would look a little more like you help kitty cats and a little less like your CEO is the devil.

The creative process of the conscientious social commentator
  1. Write a post about how ridiculous the overreaction to ebola is. Criticize the media for sensationalized, excessive coverage designed to drive ratings.
  2. Discover that said post has gotten more notes than anything you have written in months because, you know, ebola.
  3. Thoughtfully consider your role in the machine. 
  4. Begin writing first post in eighteen post series on ebola. Wish soul a fond farewell.
theclearlydope:

Well Done: Batman canned goods. 
[via]

You either die as a can of beans or live long enough to see yourself become a burrito.
Ag

theclearlydope:

Well Done: Batman canned goods. 

[via]

You either die as a can of beans or live long enough to see yourself become a burrito.

Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Hey, Duck.
Ducky: Hey, Daddy.
Me: Comfy under there?
Ducky: Yup.
Me: You like being able to crawl under the bed, don’t you?
Ducky: Yup.
Me: Like a little Ducky cave.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Why have you taken this sudden interest in my Ducky cave?
Me: No reason.
Ducky: …
Me: But we have been looking at other beds.
Ducky: Uh huh.
Me: Different styles.
Ducky: Uh huh.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: There’s this one style that has drawers underneath for storage.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Ducky storage?
Me: No. Clothing storage. Blanket storage. Stuff like that.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That sounds like it would impact leg room. 
Me: A bit. But maybe we could find a different den for you. Like maybe you could hang out in the closet.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Maybe you could store your stupid clothes on the bed and you and The Lady can hang out in the closet.
Me: So you’re saying you would prefer we keep this bed?
Ducky: That is what I am saying. Although if you kept this style I wouldn’t mind you bumping up to King.
Me: More leg room?
Ducky: More leg room.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Hey, Duck.

Ducky: Hey, Daddy.

Me: Comfy under there?

Ducky: Yup.

Me: You like being able to crawl under the bed, don’t you?

Ducky: Yup.

Me: Like a little Ducky cave.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Why have you taken this sudden interest in my Ducky cave?

Me: No reason.

Ducky:

Me: But we have been looking at other beds.

Ducky: Uh huh.

Me: Different styles.

Ducky: Uh huh.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: There’s this one style that has drawers underneath for storage.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Ducky storage?

Me: No. Clothing storage. Blanket storage. Stuff like that.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That sounds like it would impact leg room. 

Me: A bit. But maybe we could find a different den for you. Like maybe you could hang out in the closet.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Maybe you could store your stupid clothes on the bed and you and The Lady can hang out in the closet.

Me: So you’re saying you would prefer we keep this bed?

Ducky: That is what I am saying. Although if you kept this style I wouldn’t mind you bumping up to King.

Me: More leg room?

Ducky: More leg room.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Usually a little from column A and a little from column B
Him: How are you at multitasking?
Me: Great. In fact for years I've managed to be both anxious and depressed at the same time.
wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Not done yet, Ducky.
Ducky: You’re just laying there.
Me: Stretching. And cooling down. It’s an important part of yoga.
Ducky: Ah!
Me: …
Ducky: Looks a lot like just laying there.
Me: There are similarities.
Ducky: I came over to help.
Me: I appreciate it. But I don’t think you can help.
Ducky: I brought you my fuzzy.
Me: Also appreciated. But also not very helpful.
Ducky: Ah!
Me: …
Ducky: Any way I could help?
Me: You could move your paw. And stop laying on me.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Not just laying on you. Stretching and cooling down.
Me: Also comfy?
Ducky: Also comfy, yes.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Not done yet, Ducky.

Ducky: You’re just laying there.

Me: Stretching. And cooling down. It’s an important part of yoga.

Ducky: Ah!

Me:

Ducky: Looks a lot like just laying there.

Me: There are similarities.

Ducky: I came over to help.

Me: I appreciate it. But I don’t think you can help.

Ducky: I brought you my fuzzy.

Me: Also appreciated. But also not very helpful.

Ducky: Ah!

Me:

Ducky: Any way I could help?

Me: You could move your paw. And stop laying on me.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Not just laying on you. Stretching and cooling down.

Me: Also comfy?

Ducky: Also comfy, yes.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Instead of doing the assignment I was on tumblr all night.

My blog ate my homework.

They are asymptomatic. All four people in that apartment are asymptomatic.
The Public Information Officer conducting a press conference today and attempting to calm the good people of Dallas. Unfortunately, she was talking to the good people of Dallas who, in attempting to figure out what “asymptomatic” means, will likely decide that it means ebola symptoms are shooting out of the people automatically.