They’ll make the earth…move…under your feet. #literally
Now working this into my regular rotation. I am nothing if not classy. Ag
I was in front and my bike lock cable came flying out of my saddle bag right at Gizmo.
There are parts of me that I am proud of. Like the part that was sincerely concerned about her well being.
But there are other parts. Like the part that caused me to yell, “MARIO KART, BITCH!!!!!!!!!”
Andrew Wyeth (via apoetreflects)
I guess if I was in charge of marketing for Burger King I might also lie and try to convince people it is the kind of place that serves food on real china, in real glasses, and in cute wire baskets.
Because if “truth in advertising” is the other option, “Burger King: Where Your Farts Can Get That One-Of-A-Kind ‘I Ate Onion Rings Yesterday’ Smell!” is hard to make work on in-store promo images. #bk (at Burger King)