If you can’t get the kid to play Bible Trivia, move on to Bible Hearts. And if that doesn’t work, fuck it. Let the little sinner play Go Fish.
“You know who likes Go Fish, Billy? Satan. So get good at it. You’ll be playing it for eternity.”
Ag
Rewind Sunday: Bad Food Pun Chef
wellthatsjustgreat:
Makes Venison And Fish Stew For Angel
Deer Cod In Heaven
Which isn’t a bad time for me, especially when you consider the cape and hammer.
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Me, after this upcoming Saturday’s Indianapolis Half Marathon where I will not admit that my slowness is caused by my ever frustrating weight issues but instead on the impact of being dressed like Thor. On a related note, I will be dressed like Thor.
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My agnostic dilemma
Tragedy occurs.
Well meaning people say, “I’m so sorry! You’re in my prayers!”
Translated by me, “I plan to do nothing to actually help in any way. But I will take ten seconds and think, ‘Boy oh boy! I hope things work out for that person.’”
I know people mean well, but it just feels like one of the things I hate most about modern society, both religious and secular. When something bad happens, people have a selfish need to feel like they are helping. So they say and think, “I just wish I could do SOMETHING!”
And then they proceed to try to think of the absolute smallest, least inconvenient thing they can do. Pray. Donate ten dollars. And my all time favorite, “The Twin Towers just went down! I’m going to donate blood in Topeka!”
There’s nothing wrong with donating blood, or giving a small amount of money if that’s what one can afford. But if you’re doing it just to make yourself feel like a good person, you’re just being a different kind of selfish.
But don’t worry. I’ll pray for you.
Ag
wellthatsjustgreat:
Life Ain’t Easy For A Sun God.
Over 5,000 notes for this one. I still think others were funnier, but people loves themselves some Egyptian idolatry!
Thanks to all who liked!
Ag
