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is this a subtle nod to gay rights
Not The Onion of the Day: This is a screengrab from today’s Fox Nation story on President Obama’s support of gay marriage. It has since been changed to read: “Obama flip flops on gay marriage.” Still a fail.
Would have posted it just because I’m a mark for anything Mick Foley based…but that’s not the best part.
“What’s a gaywad?”
Wow. And yes. Beautiful. Listen to Philip, speaking:
The woman at my polling place asked me do I believe in equality for gay and lesbian people. I was pretty surprised to be asked a question like that. It made no sense to me. Finally I asked her: what do you think I fought for in Omaha Beach?
…My wife and I did not raise four sons with the idea that three of them would have a certain set of rights but our gay child would be left out. We raised them to be hardworking, proud and loyal Americans. And they all did good.
(video via EqualityMaine)