Well, That's Just Great
Is CNN predicting that she’ll become gay sometime in the next six years?

I’m tired. 

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Is CNN predicting that she’ll become gay sometime in the next six years?

I’m tired.

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Why “Three’s Company” wouldn’t work today.

Rewind Sunday

Janet: Hey, Mr. Roper. This is Jack, our new roommate.

Mr. Roper: Okay.

Chrissy: He’s not gay. He’s straight.

Mr. Roper: Okay.

Jack: I am not married to either of these two women, nor do I intend to ever marry either.

Mr. Roper: Okay.

Janet: We can’t promise that we won’t have sex.

Mr. Roper: Okay.

Chrissy: Possibly a three way. Just to try it.

Mr. Roper: Okay.

Jack: Oh. All three of us smoke and I own a sixty five pound Pit Bull mix.

Mr. Roper: You’re all evicted.

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s0ands0:

Just because a company over all has a specific belief, does not mean that each individual employee feels that way

Correction: Just because Dan Cathy is a smug douche bag, It doesn’t mean that it doesn’t suck that a whole bunch of good franchisees and employees are getting screwed.
I know many people are attracted to work for Chick-Fil-A because of wanting to reflect true Christian values in their work (as opposed to Right Wing Extremism And Bigotry Cloaked In Biblical Dogma). And there are even more people who just need a job. But how do you not screw over those people without helping Cathy fund groups like the FRC (See Above: Right Wing Extremism And Bigotry Cloaked In Biblical Dogma)?
And yes, I know there’s a chance the guy above was just trying to trick the protesters into being photographed with Chick-Fil-A cups in their hands. But I also know personally some very good people who work for Chick-Fil-A. I don’t know how Cathy fixes this. And he’s probably the only one who can.
But if I think I’m having some cognitive dissonance here, I know some people who have it worse.
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s0ands0:

Just because a company over all has a specific belief, does not mean that each individual employee feels that way

Correction: Just because Dan Cathy is a smug douche bag, It doesn’t mean that it doesn’t suck that a whole bunch of good franchisees and employees are getting screwed.

I know many people are attracted to work for Chick-Fil-A because of wanting to reflect true Christian values in their work (as opposed to Right Wing Extremism And Bigotry Cloaked In Biblical Dogma). And there are even more people who just need a job. But how do you not screw over those people without helping Cathy fund groups like the FRC (See Above: Right Wing Extremism And Bigotry Cloaked In Biblical Dogma)?

And yes, I know there’s a chance the guy above was just trying to trick the protesters into being photographed with Chick-Fil-A cups in their hands. But I also know personally some very good people who work for Chick-Fil-A. I don’t know how Cathy fixes this. And he’s probably the only one who can.

But if I think I’m having some cognitive dissonance here, I know some people who have it worse.

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The gay employee, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of losing his job, said he is getting it from both sides. On the one hand, there is the customer who came in and said he supported Dan Cathy and then “continues to say something truly homophobic, e.g. ‘I’m so glad you don’t support the queers, I can eat in peace,’” the employee, who is 23 and has worked for Chick-fil-A since he was 16, wrote in an e-mail to the Post.

On the other hand, he continued, “I was yelled at for being a God-loving, conservative, homophobic Christian while walking some food out to a guest in a mall dining room.”

It Also Allows Me The Freedom To Do Business Elsewhere.
Her: My, God! I can't believe how people are! So Chick-Fil-A is against gay marriage! It's called America! People have a little something called freedom of speech!
Me: True. But, no one is stopping them from speaking. Other people are just also free to say they disagree with that stance.
Her: But boycotting them is ridiculous!
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: You know the reason that this is an issue is because the owners proudly admitted to giving large amounts of their profits to political candidates and organizations who actively fight marriage equality and efforts to protect the civil rights of homosexuals, right?
Her: Which they have a right to do!
Me: Right. They do. Just like other people have a right to decide that they don't want to help fund those efforts. If tomorrow the CEO of McDonald's said that ten cents out of every dollar spent at McDonald's was going to be donated to various White Supremacist political candidates, would you at least think about whether or not you wanted to spend your money there? Would you tell your friends they were being ridiculous if they decided that there were other fast food options that they would rather support? Would you think your friends were bring unreasonable if they said, "I think I'd rather give Burger King my business,"?
Her: That's totally different.
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: Is it the waffle fries that make it different or the pickles on the chicken sandwiches?
The most difficult conversation of my life
Him: Dad, I'm gay.
Me: I have no son!
Him: I just want you to accept and love me for who...
Me: No, dude, seriously. Who are you? I don't have any kids. And you're older than me. I don't care who you fuck. Enjoy. But get out of my kitchen.
You know who must be having a really bad time right now? Gay cows.
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You know who must be having a really bad time right now? Gay cows.

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I just got a message asking if I was Jewish…

That’s nice for a change. Usually asked if I’m gay.

But just like gay, the answer is no. I am not Jewish.

But just like gay, I could pass.

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Good Day! My name is Contessa Raphaella Hornswoggle. My late husband, Count Chocula, had $80,000,000 dollars hidden in Taco Bell wrappers. If you give me your social security number and bank account, I am willing to willing to share….

Nice try, but we all know Count Chocula was gay.

Ask me anything. Tell me anything.

Rewind Sunday From May 19, 2010. "Her" was Gizmo. And most people still think I'm gay. I think she's pretty sure I'm not.
Me: You're like R2D2 to my C-3PO.
Her: Because?
Her: Because you're so short. You're small. Little.
Her: Uh huh. And you're like C-3PO because?
Me: Most people think I'm gay.