Well, That's Just Great
I think we can all agree that this made downloading iOS 8 totally worth it. 

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I think we can all agree that this made downloading iOS 8 totally worth it.

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Our motto: We’re less dangerous but we try to hurt you harder.
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Our motto: We’re less dangerous but we try to hurt you harder.

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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: It’s dinnertime!
Me: No it’s not, Ducky.
Ducky: Yes it is!
Me: Afraid not.
Ducky: I specifically heard you say “Dinnertime!”
Me: The Lady and I are going out for a little bit. I said to her that we need to be home by dinnertime.
Ducky: There it is again! Two dinnertimes! Double foods!!!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: I think you’re confused about how dinnertime works.
Ducky: Three-sies!
Me: But that’s pretty good counting for a dog.
Ducky: You say, “Dinnertime!” and then you get up and scoop my food into my bowl. Every time.
Me: I say it to announce that it’s dinnertime…
Ducky: Four! Better get started!
Me: Saying, “Dinnertime!” acknowledges dinnertime. It doesn’t trigger dinnertime.
Ducky: I’m going to need a bigger collar.
Me: It’s noon, Ducky. I’m sorry I said that word.
Ducky: What word?
Me: …
Ducky: I may be hungry.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: It’s dinnertime!

Me: No it’s not, Ducky.

Ducky: Yes it is!

Me: Afraid not.

Ducky: I specifically heard you say “Dinnertime!”

Me: The Lady and I are going out for a little bit. I said to her that we need to be home by dinnertime.

Ducky: There it is again! Two dinnertimes! Double foods!!!

Me:

Ducky:

Me: I think you’re confused about how dinnertime works.

Ducky: Three-sies!

Me: But that’s pretty good counting for a dog.

Ducky: You say, “Dinnertime!” and then you get up and scoop my food into my bowl. Every time.

Me: I say it to announce that it’s dinnertime…

Ducky: Four! Better get started!

Me: Saying, “Dinnertime!” acknowledges dinnertime. It doesn’t trigger dinnertime.

Ducky: I’m going to need a bigger collar.

Me: It’s noon, Ducky. I’m sorry I said that word.

Ducky: What word?

Me:

Ducky: I may be hungry.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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wellthatsjustducky:

Dinnertime!

nyctaeus:

This crater, 'The Sedan Crater', remains from the Plowshares program, the purpose of which was to test the peaceful use of nuclear explosions. The operating hypothesis was that a nuclear explosion could easily excavate a large area, facilitating the building of canals and roads, improving mining techniques, or simply moving a large amount of rock and soil. The intensity and distribution of radiation proved too great, and the program was abandoned. The “Sedan” device was thermonuclear—70 percent fusion, 30 percent fission—with a yield of 100 kilotons. The crater is an impressive 635 feet deep and 1,280 feet wide. The weight of the material lifted was 12 million tons.[Taken from the book Nuclear Landscapes, by Peter Goin]

And I took this shot from Jabba’s skiff…

nyctaeus:

This crater, 'The Sedan Crater', remains from the Plowshares program, the purpose of which was to test the peaceful use of nuclear explosions. The operating hypothesis was that a nuclear explosion could easily excavate a large area, facilitating the building of canals and roads, improving mining techniques, or simply moving a large amount of rock and soil. The intensity and distribution of radiation proved too great, and the program was abandoned. The “Sedan” device was thermonuclear—70 percent fusion, 30 percent fission—with a yield of 100 kilotons. The crater is an impressive 635 feet deep and 1,280 feet wide. The weight of the material lifted was 12 million tons.
[Taken from the book Nuclear Landscapes, by Peter Goin]

And I took this shot from Jabba’s skiff…

I know it looks like a horribly inept phishing attempt, but actually Smething Roryds is my stage name. 

Or to be more accurate, IT WILL BE FROM NOW ON!!!!

I know it looks like a horribly inept phishing attempt, but actually Smething Roryds is my stage name.

Or to be more accurate, IT WILL BE FROM NOW ON!!!!

Actually, I think I nailed it. #MayHaveBeenThePitch #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Actually, I think I nailed it. #MayHaveBeenThePitch #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

So…I assume I’m not the first person to do this…

Guide: Why I am eating right now.

In decreasing order of likelihood:

  1. I’m depressed.
  2. I’m anxious.
  3. I’m bored.
  4. I’m happy.
  5. I’m not feeling well.
  6. I’m feeling pretty good.
  7. I just exercised.
  8. I skipped exercising so the hell with this.
  9. I’m trying to avoid engaging in conversation.
  10. I’m celebrating.
  11. I’m mourning.
  12. I don’t want to waste food.
  13. I’m thirsty.
  14. It was suggested that I try the grey stuff and indeed it was delicious.
  15. The tides.
  16. It’s an affectation but dammit I have no other way to make this character memorable.
  17. Still mad about Amazing Spider-Man and Amazing Spider-Man 2.
  18. Really? You’re not going to finish that?
  19. Just testing to see if it’s done.
  20. I’m hungry.