If you could start your life over again, would you change anything?
Sincere Response: Yes.
Ag Style Response:
Harold Lloyd fan video set to “Her Mother Came Too”
Three reasons for reblogging:
1. When I was younger, I looked like Harold Lloyd. Once, I played it up for a job.
2. There’s a song called “Her Mother Came Too” that has lyrics like:
- My car will meet her - And her mother comes too! It’s a two-seater - Still her mother comes too!
- She simply can’t take a snub, I go and sulk at the club. Then have a bath and a rub - And her brother comes too!
3. Oh yeah. And Happy Mother’s Day!
Ag
Cernumnos, horned god of virility, smiles upon this pagan sacrifice.
Ag
If a wiccan comes in to pinch-run, I’m tuning in.
The manager walks to the mound and taps a piece of oak to a sprig of mistletoe. Looks like he’s calling for a Druid from the bullpen.
GPOY: “Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, colander it, change it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick - IKE- it…” Edition (at IKEA)
Last Sunday’s new Ducky post from wellthatsjustducky. Remember to follow us over there for new posts every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. ET!
Ducky: This is weird.
Me: I thought it might make bath time less stressful.
Ducky: I didn’t know baths made you stressed.
Me: Not me, you.
Ducky: I don’t like baths.
Me: I am aware of that.
Ducky: And you thought adding another body to the tub would make it more enjoyable?
Me: It’s like a party.
Ducky: …
Me: Party in the tub!
Ducky: This is weird.
Me: Well sue me for trying something new.
Ducky: You’re wearing pants in the bath tub. That’s weird.
Me: It’s a swimsuit.
Ducky: I’m not wearing a swimsuit. Why are you?
Me: If I wasn’t this would be weird.
Ducky: …
Me: Weirder.
Ducky: Rinse me, old man.
Me: Me first.
Ducky: Weirdo.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Ag
Oh my God! The ricin guy was over TEN FEET TALL!!!
Wait…
#stonehenge #ialwaysconfusethose #croppingmisleads
The woman on the right looked at the jarred candles, picked up one, opened it, gave it a sniff, and proclaimed…
“Huh. That’s not worth nine dollars!”
So she has an idea in her mind of what is a “nine dollar smell.”
Some examples of nine dollar smells:
- Honey Lavender
- Fresh Cotton
- Summer Breeze
Less than nine dollar smells:
- Moist Headband
- Leather Wristwatch Strap
- That Would Be My Balls
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