Still Even More Things That Have Never Been Said
- If this is going to be the only time in your life that you visit the United States you simply must spend the week in Laramie.
- If I had to choose one word to describe the ball pit at that Chuck E. Cheese it would be “sanitary.”
- Margaritas are twice the normal price until 6:00.
- The good news is that we are going to have a three hour layover in Cheyenne.
- The laugh track on “The Big Bang Theory” is far too subtle for my tastes.
- Do you have a Band-Aid or a ladle?
- These NBA officials call traveling far too often.
- I swear, if any more people check on me to tell me that I am loved and appreciated today I think I’ll have to follow through with my plan to end it all.
- I like all flavors of Kool-Aid except for red.
- Be careful. The way it is acting…I think that earthworm is rabid.