I’ll take “Creepy As Hell Crap I Never Noticed Before Because Apparently I Never Look Up In This Store” for $1000, Alex. (at D Street)
Dear Local Day Spa,
If you want me to relax prior to my massage perhaps you could choose decor that doesn’t appear to be staring into my soul prior to consuming me.
"When they sink their teeth into a peanut, their eyes go white. Ya’ ever look into the eyes of an elephant, Mister Brody? Dead eyes. Doll’s eyes."
Quint’s monologue from “Ears,” the unmade sequel to “Jaws.”
(Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself After Finally Getting That Haircut You Needed And Forcing Yourself To Contemplate How Much Better Life Is Than It Was Two Years Ago Wednesday)
See, because in my opinion, she seems to wear a lot of eye makeup.
And I hate beautiful people.
(Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Thinking About Medications, Side Effects, And The Best Choices For The Future Wednesday)
A pinhead anchor on MSNBC asking a pinhead reporter at the Casey Anthony trial to think about the eyes of the jury and tell her if he thinks they’ll convict Anthony. Am I the only one who gets queasy with this whole “turning of criminal trials into entertainment” thing?