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wellthatsjustducky:

Dinnertime!

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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy.
Me: Yes they are. Lots. We have fourteen people coming for dinner.
Ducky: That sounds like a lot.
Me: It is.
Ducky: But you have a lot of noodles there.
Me: Yeah. Should be enough.
Ducky: Enough?
Me: For everyone.
Ducky: …
Me: Including you. Don’t worry.
Ducky: Oh good. I was worried you forgot I like your noodles.
Me: No. I couldn’t forget. Certainly not with how close you’ve stayed during the process.
Ducky: I thought I should stay close in case you needed help.
Me: In case I needed help?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: In case you dropped a noodle.
Me: I thought so.
Ducky: The help I could give would be limited anyway.
Me: No thumbs?
Ducky: No thumbs.
Me: I appreciate the thought. And don’t worry. As soon as the first batch is boiled, you’ll get your noodle.
Ducky: Oh g…
Me: …
Ducky: Noodle?
Me: Yes. Noodle.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy. Noodles. Plural.
Me: I know. But you can’t have too many. They’re not good for you. 
Ducky: …
Me: I have to keep you healthy.
Ducky: Not as concerned with the health of your fourteen guests?
Me: If you knew what I put in my sauce you’d know the answer to that question.
Ducky: There’s sauce?
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy.

Me: Yes they are. Lots. We have fourteen people coming for dinner.

Ducky: That sounds like a lot.

Me: It is.

Ducky: But you have a lot of noodles there.

Me: Yeah. Should be enough.

Ducky: Enough?

Me: For everyone.

Ducky:

Me: Including you. Don’t worry.

Ducky: Oh good. I was worried you forgot I like your noodles.

Me: No. I couldn’t forget. Certainly not with how close you’ve stayed during the process.

Ducky: I thought I should stay close in case you needed help.

Me: In case I needed help?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: In case you dropped a noodle.

Me: I thought so.

Ducky: The help I could give would be limited anyway.

Me: No thumbs?

Ducky: No thumbs.

Me: I appreciate the thought. And don’t worry. As soon as the first batch is boiled, you’ll get your noodle.

Ducky: Oh g…

Me:

Ducky: Noodle?

Me: Yes. Noodle.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Those are a lot of noodles, Daddy. Noodles. Plural.

Me: I know. But you can’t have too many. They’re not good for you. 

Ducky:

Me: I have to keep you healthy.

Ducky: Not as concerned with the health of your fourteen guests?

Me: If you knew what I put in my sauce you’d know the answer to that question.

Ducky: There’s sauce?

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Ducky wants to “help” the Daddy make pasta.

Ducky continues to “help” with my yoga.

We had a house guest.

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Why don’t you come over here, Ducky?
Ducky: Shhh.
Me: Come on.
Ducky: Shhh! It might come back. Must stay vigilant.
Me: …
Ducky: Could kill us all.
Me: …
Ducky: You, me, and The Lady.
Me: What about Scooter?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: The cat might be in cahoots with the monster.
Me: It’s a UPS woman, not a monster.
Ducky: Po-TAY-toe. Po-TAH-toe. 
Me: And Scooter is not working with the UPS woman.
Ducky: Probably what she’ll tell the police when they’re exhuming our graves in the yard.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Because they’ve killed us?
Ducky: Because they’ve killed us.
Me: …
Ducky: Of course the monster has a truck so it might take the bodies elsewhere.
Me: I don’t think…
Ducky: Shhh! I think the monster is coming back! 
Me: They only deliver once a day so…
Ducky: THERE SHE IS!!! ARRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Scared it away.
Me: That was a school bus.
Ducky: Didn’t stop, did it?
Me: Nope.
Ducky: Scared it away.
Me: ..
Ducky: Not today, monster/cat cabal. Not…today…
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Why don’t you come over here, Ducky?

Ducky: Shhh.

Me: Come on.

Ducky: Shhh! It might come back. Must stay vigilant.

Me:

Ducky: Could kill us all.

Me:

Ducky: You, me, and The Lady.

Me: What about Scooter?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: The cat might be in cahoots with the monster.

Me: It’s a UPS woman, not a monster.

Ducky: Po-TAY-toe. Po-TAH-toe. 

Me: And Scooter is not working with the UPS woman.

Ducky: Probably what she’ll tell the police when they’re exhuming our graves in the yard.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Because they’ve killed us?

Ducky: Because they’ve killed us.

Me:

Ducky: Of course the monster has a truck so it might take the bodies elsewhere.

Me: I don’t think…

Ducky: Shhh! I think the monster is coming back! 

Me: They only deliver once a day so…

Ducky: THERE SHE IS!!! ARRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Me:

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Scared it away.

Me: That was a school bus.

Ducky: Didn’t stop, did it?

Me: Nope.

Ducky: Scared it away.

Me: ..

Ducky: Not today, monster/cat cabal. Not…today…

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Tee hee!
Me: What’s so funny?
Ducky: I tricked The Lady.
Me: How’d you do that?
Ducky: I wanted to be pet. So I flopped down where she was going to lie down before she could get there!
Me: …
Ducky: So when she laid down she’d see me and go, “Oh! I should pet Ducky!”
Me: …
Ducky: And now she’s petting me!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Slowly.
Me: …
Ducky: And I she’s not scratching me like she usually does.
Me: …
Ducky: Did she just lie down on top of me?
Me: Pretty much.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Not petting? Just squooshing?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Better than nothing.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Tee hee!

Me: What’s so funny?

Ducky: I tricked The Lady.

Me: How’d you do that?

Ducky: I wanted to be pet. So I flopped down where she was going to lie down before she could get there!

Me:

Ducky: So when she laid down she’d see me and go, “Oh! I should pet Ducky!”

Me:

Ducky: And now she’s petting me!

Me:

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Slowly.

Me:

Ducky: And I she’s not scratching me like she usually does.

Me:

Ducky: Did she just lie down on top of me?

Me: Pretty much.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Not petting? Just squooshing?

Me: Yup.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Better than nothing.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Hey, Ducky. You and Scooter seem to be getting along better these days.
Ducky: …
Me: Or am I misreading your subtle body language cues?
Ducky: Humor. Always with the humor. Hey, Daddy, ask me, “What’s the secret to great comedy?”
Me: What’s the secret to g…
Ducky: TIMING!
Me: Well played. So you’re saying now is not the time…
Ducky: The cat is in my room.
Me: Technically the cat and you are in my room.
Ducky: …
Me: And the Lady’s room.
Ducky: Technically you’re a jerk.
Me: Aw…
Ducky: She’s been drinking my water.
Me: The Lady? That seems unlikely.
Ducky: Always with the comedy.
Me: It’s how I interact with the universe.
Ducky: How lucky for the universe. The cat has been drinking my water.
Me: I noticed. Not sure what that’s about.
Ducky: I know what it is. She’s trying to assert dominance by showing ownership.
Me: You think?
Ducky: She doesn’t need to drink my water. She has water in her room.
Me: Once again, she has water in a room upstairs but it’s not her room.
Ducky: Apparently she’s not the only one trying to show dominance by taking ownership.
Me: …
Ducky: See, I’m suggesting that the cat and you…
Me: Yes. I got it. Very funny.
Ducky: It was more wry observation that straight comedy.
Me: …
Ducky: You know what is funny?
Me: What?
Ducky: When you pick up the cat.
Me: Scooter’s not a big fan of being picked up. Makes her unhappy.
Ducky: Comedy is time plus tragedy. So wait about five seconds and give it a shot.
Me: Comedy is tragedy plus time. You got the order wrong.
Ducky: In an additive process order is irrelevant. But even if it wasn’t you’re forgetting one thing.
Me: And that would be?
Ducky: GET THE CAT OUT OF MY ROOM!
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Hey, Ducky. You and Scooter seem to be getting along better these days.

Ducky:

Me: Or am I misreading your subtle body language cues?

Ducky: Humor. Always with the humor. Hey, Daddy, ask me, “What’s the secret to great comedy?”

Me: What’s the secret to g…

Ducky: TIMING!

Me: Well played. So you’re saying now is not the time…

Ducky: The cat is in my room.

Me: Technically the cat and you are in my room.

Ducky:

Me: And the Lady’s room.

Ducky: Technically you’re a jerk.

Me: Aw…

Ducky: She’s been drinking my water.

Me: The Lady? That seems unlikely.

Ducky: Always with the comedy.

Me: It’s how I interact with the universe.

Ducky: How lucky for the universe. The cat has been drinking my water.

Me: I noticed. Not sure what that’s about.

Ducky: I know what it is. She’s trying to assert dominance by showing ownership.

Me: You think?

Ducky: She doesn’t need to drink my water. She has water in her room.

Me: Once again, she has water in a room upstairs but it’s not her room.

Ducky: Apparently she’s not the only one trying to show dominance by taking ownership.

Me:

Ducky: See, I’m suggesting that the cat and you…

Me: Yes. I got it. Very funny.

Ducky: It was more wry observation that straight comedy.

Me:

Ducky: You know what is funny?

Me: What?

Ducky: When you pick up the cat.

Me: Scooter’s not a big fan of being picked up. Makes her unhappy.

Ducky: Comedy is time plus tragedy. So wait about five seconds and give it a shot.

Me: Comedy is tragedy plus time. You got the order wrong.

Ducky: In an additive process order is irrelevant. But even if it wasn’t you’re forgetting one thing.

Me: And that would be?

Ducky: GET THE CAT OUT OF MY ROOM!

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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