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Rewind Sunday
wellthatsjustgreat:

Now working this into my regular rotation. I am nothing if not classy. Ag

Rewind Sunday

wellthatsjustgreat:

Now working this into my regular rotation. I am nothing if not classy. Ag

Sex Talk

  • Him: Have you ever, you know, taped yourself with someone?
  • Her: No. I'd be too nervous it'd get out somehow. And what's the point anyway?
  • Him: Some people like seeing...views they'd never see otherwise.
  • Her: Never thought of that. Still. The tape might come back to haunt you.
  • Him: Yeah. So what if someone just hooked their camera up to feed to their tv without taping? They could watch what was going on from a different angle in the moment but not worry about the tape.
  • Her: I guess.
  • Him: Would you watch that?
  • Her: Watch myself having sex?
  • Him: Yeah.
  • Her: I don't know. I guess it would depend on what else was on.

Sex Talk

  • Him: Have you ever, you know, taped yourself with someone?
  • Her: No. I'd be too nervous it'd get out somehow. And what's the point anyway?
  • Him: Some people like seeing...views they'd never see otherwise.
  • Her: Never thought of that. Still. The tape might come back to haunt you.
  • Him: Yeah. So what if someone just hooked their camera up to feed to their tv without taping? They could watch what was going on from a different angle in the moment but not worry about the tape.
  • Her: I guess.
  • Him: Would you watch that?
  • Her: Watch myself having sex?
  • Him: Yeah.
  • Her: I don't know. I guess it would depend what else was on.
Well now I want to write a children’s book:

Kayfabe worked at the farm,
Twas a sad chicken plucker. 
Dreamed of spreading great joy,
As a grand birthday fucker!

He was given the job
For which he had vied,
Once the current one passed.
Yep, The Old Fucker died. 

But the birthdays proved more,
Than the poor lad could handle. 
Contracted disease,
For he blew more than candles. 

Ag

Well now I want to write a children’s book:

Kayfabe worked at the farm,
Twas a sad chicken plucker.
Dreamed of spreading great joy,
As a grand birthday fucker!

He was given the job
For which he had vied,
Once the current one passed.
Yep, The Old Fucker died.

But the birthdays proved more,
Than the poor lad could handle.
Contracted disease,
For he blew more than candles.

Ag

Well, That's Just Great: Thinking about my underpants

Considering decreasing need to do laundry by measuring the wearing of underpants in hours instead of days.

There are days when I put on my underpants at four in the morning and they remain on until midnight or later. Other days I may not put on underpants until noon (or later if no one knocks on…

Me: What makes them dirty?
Her: Look. 
Me: (looks)
Her: Well?
Me: That’s disgusting?
Her: Uh huh. 
Me: Who would someone want to put something shaped like that in their mouth?
Her: Your mom?
Me: Touché.

Me: What makes them dirty?
Her: Look.
Me: (looks)
Her: Well?
Me: That’s disgusting?
Her: Uh huh.
Me: Who would someone want to put something shaped like that in their mouth?
Her: Your mom?
Me: Touché.

It wasn’t Davis coming immediately. He kind of waited…and then came.

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Dan Fouts again today.

Rewind Sunday: The “&@#$ You! I Thought They Were Good!” Edition.
wellthatsjustgreat:

Now working this into my regular rotation. I am nothing if not classy. Ag

Rewind Sunday: The “&@#$ You! I Thought They Were Good!” Edition.

wellthatsjustgreat:

Now working this into my regular rotation. I am nothing if not classy. Ag

100% Hard.
I have the same thing printed on my underwear!
This is my 8000th post so I wanted it to be special.
And by special, I mean the same old joke for the at least the tenth time.
Ag

100% Hard.

I have the same thing printed on my underwear!

This is my 8000th post so I wanted it to be special.

And by special, I mean the same old joke for the at least the tenth time.

Ag

Rewind Sunday: First posted December 13, 2009
wellthatsjustgreat:

Now working this into my regular rotation. I am nothing if not classy. Ag

Rewind Sunday: First posted December 13, 2009

wellthatsjustgreat:

Now working this into my regular rotation. I am nothing if not classy. Ag