Well, That's Just Great
iamnotlanuk:

wellthatsjustgreat:

iamnotlanuk:

wellthatsjustgreat:

Well…that’s a little darker than I expect from Archie.

Don’t worry, I’m sure Jughead will use the Speed Force to go back in time leading to a reboot of Archie comics.

If Jughead isn’t the one who does it I’ll be sorely disappointed. He slowly tromps towards Archie, filling him with a fresh bullet with each word…
"My…name…is…FORSYTHE…you…ginger…BASTARD!"

I’ll never read the issue, and nothing can convince me it doesn’t go down exactly like that.

They go to Jughead’s home. Mr. Weatherbee’s bald head is in a pickle jar in the fridge. “Who’s a jug head now?” scrawled in blood on the door.

iamnotlanuk:

wellthatsjustgreat:

iamnotlanuk:

wellthatsjustgreat:

Well…that’s a little darker than I expect from Archie.

Don’t worry, I’m sure Jughead will use the Speed Force to go back in time leading to a reboot of Archie comics.

If Jughead isn’t the one who does it I’ll be sorely disappointed. He slowly tromps towards Archie, filling him with a fresh bullet with each word…

"My…name…is…FORSYTHE…you…ginger…BASTARD!"

I’ll never read the issue, and nothing can convince me it doesn’t go down exactly like that.

They go to Jughead’s home. Mr. Weatherbee’s bald head is in a pickle jar in the fridge. “Who’s a jug head now?” scrawled in blood on the door.

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: You feeling okay, Ducky?
Ducky: Sure. Just tired.
Me: No more than usual?
Ducky: No. Why?
Me: I just worry about you. Want to make sure you’re okay. Don’t want to assume.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Did something happen?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Do you remember me telling you about Daisy?
Ducky: The doggie that lives with Grandma and Grandpa?
Me: Yeah. Well, I just found out that she passed away.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That makes me sad.
Me: Me too.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Didn’t you tell me that Grandma and Grandpa saved Daisy?
Me: Yeah. Daisy was living with some people who weren’t treating her well. Hurting her. And when there was an opportunity to get her out of that situation, they did.
Ducky: Is that what all humans would do?
Me: No. Not all.
Ducky: Lucky for Daisy that your parents were around.
Me: Yeah.
Ducky: And were in the market for a doggie!
Me: Ha. No. No, I don’t think they particularly wanted a doggie at all at that point.
Ducky: But they still did it?
Me: Yeah.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: How long ago was that?
Me: I really don’t remember. A lot of years.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Did they treat her better?
Me: They treated her wonderfully. They loved her very much.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I’m glad they found her. And gave her a lot of good years.
Me: Me too.
Ducky: A lot of doggies don’t ever get that.
Me: No. No they don’t.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky:  But it’s still okay that you’re sad.
Me: I know.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I’m glad you found me.
Me: I’m glad we found each other.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Walks keep me healthy.
Me: Yes they do.
Ducky: Want to go for a walk and you can tell me more about Daisy? And maybe we can talk about Foley too?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: That sounds like a very good idea. 
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you very much, Ducky.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: You feeling okay, Ducky?

Ducky: Sure. Just tired.

Me: No more than usual?

Ducky: No. Why?

Me: I just worry about you. Want to make sure you’re okay. Don’t want to assume.

Ducky:

Me: …

Ducky: Did something happen?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Do you remember me telling you about Daisy?

Ducky: The doggie that lives with Grandma and Grandpa?

Me: Yeah. Well, I just found out that she passed away.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That makes me sad.

Me: Me too.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Didn’t you tell me that Grandma and Grandpa saved Daisy?

Me: Yeah. Daisy was living with some people who weren’t treating her well. Hurting her. And when there was an opportunity to get her out of that situation, they did.

Ducky: Is that what all humans would do?

Me: No. Not all.

Ducky: Lucky for Daisy that your parents were around.

Me: Yeah.

Ducky: And were in the market for a doggie!

Me: Ha. No. No, I don’t think they particularly wanted a doggie at all at that point.

Ducky: But they still did it?

Me: Yeah.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: How long ago was that?

Me: I really don’t remember. A lot of years.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Did they treat her better?

Me: They treated her wonderfully. They loved her very much.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I’m glad they found her. And gave her a lot of good years.

Me: Me too.

Ducky: A lot of doggies don’t ever get that.

Me: No. No they don’t.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky:  But it’s still okay that you’re sad.

Me: I know.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I’m glad you found me.

Me: I’m glad we found each other.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Walks keep me healthy.

Me: Yes they do.

Ducky: Want to go for a walk and you can tell me more about Daisy? And maybe we can talk about Foley too?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: That sounds like a very good idea. 

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you very much, Ducky.

Thanks for visiting us at "Well That’s Just Ducky" for all the latest Ducky news and a new Ducky post every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. ET!

Well, I’ll just say it’s good that I didn’t see this the same day I saw “Up!”

Get ready to cry.

Ag

Dying
Not living long enough to finish this list.
 
  1. Dying
  2. Not living long enough to finish this list.
  3.  
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
And Tiny Tim…WHO DID NOT DIE!
Charles Dickens, in a shocking plot twist, revealing that Tiny Tim was immortal all along!

letsbuildahome-fr:

EVERYTHING’S FINE

Two divers look at a great white during a dive without shark cages in the waters off the coast of Mexico. Deep sea photographer Daniel Botelho took a series of pictures on a recent trip to a remote island off the coast of Mexico. The award-winning nature photographer insisted that while great white sharks are top predators they very rarely regard humans as food. He explained the key to safely diving with this notorious shark was to remain relaxed, keep eye contact with the shark and hold ones ground no matter how close the shark swims to the diver. Picture: Daniel Botelho/Barcroft Media

He further explained, “I’m just shitting you. We photoshopped it. What?! Someone took our advice seriously?! Oh dear God! Make sure they don’t hold their ground and make eye contact!! They hate that!! Oh God you ignorant hipster millennial fuck heads!!! Stop believing everything you see on the Internet!!!”

Ag

eehlite:

HOW TO: cook ramen

this is how im going to eat in college

Clever. Especially the part when you die from eating pesticide/herbicide laced dandelions that you picked from the Quad.

Ag

A Longer Response to the “I have value simply because I am” mentions

Tropical Depression Revisited

There were posts before this, but they were usually just snippets meant to be pithy or funny. This was the first time I decided to go into detail and open up. And it felt good. 

Reading it, I hear how I was still low, and still unsure that the path I was on would get me where I wanted to be. But I also rememeber this moment as the beginning of seeing just the slightest flicker of light above me as I slowly began to transition away from only finding value in myself through accomplishments. Perhaps, “I have value simply because I am.”

Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

This won’t be funny and likely won’t be interesting to most of you. But Un asked the question, and others I respect piped in, so for them, a little context. For the rest of you. I’m sure I’ll come up with a poop joke soon.

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