That awkward moment when you RSVP to a tumblr meetup…
and then check the list of attendees and realize you’ll look like the chaperone for a group of 75 nineteen year olds.
I’m going to be asked to buy beer, aren’t I?
Ag
Dear Local Day Spa,
If you want me to relax prior to my massage perhaps you could choose decor that doesn’t appear to be staring into my soul prior to consuming me.
Ag
Yup. I remember this one time, I told a girl she looked pretty and she remember it months later at the trial. Even remembered which bush I was crouched in when I said it!
Girls are sweet.
Ag
1992 vs 2012
bahaha
I’m sure this has nothing to do at all w/ Magic Mike DVD promotion, (/snark) but even if it did, I’m not complaining about being in 2012…
I think it should have been reversed.
Nick Nolte-The Sexiest Man Alive 2012:
Channing Tatum-The Sexiest Man Alive 1992:
I like to make posts that are creepy in multiple ways.
Ag
“Well, Mother, you can either give me the syrup and I can eat these pancakes or you can continue to keep the syrup from me and I can eat your $@#%ing liver!”
You can kill things and still like them.
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Rick Santorum, when asked if he would kill Big Bird – a reference to Romney’s pledge during Wednesday’s debate to cut funding for PBS. Watch the whole exchange. (via officialssay) That is officially the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard come out of an elected official’s mouth. (via lectorel) |
sharks-slothsstuff replied to your post: You follow me. I follow you. And we haven’t talked yet. What is this?
I can assure you that hardly anything creeps me out.
And that…sounds like a challenge!
Yes! :)
My happy place from childhood! Dancing Bear, Mr. Moose, Mr. Green Jeans, Bunny Rabbit, and Captain Kangaroo!
I know ping pong balls will be dropping any minute now!
Good times. Yep.
Captain Kangaroo was wrapping up his career as I was a child so he is responsible for many of my earliest positive childhood TV memories. Looking at them through 2012 eyes though they are creepy as fuck!
Even that fucking penguin. Lurking…
Ag
(Source: zestyblog)
