No one loves Dead Mickey as much as his best girl, Zombie Minnie! #creepy #disney
Why is Homer Simpson’s clown bed all I can think of right now?
"I know you like Frozen so I got you a giant Olaf who can stay in your room and watch you all night!"
So apparently at night I gain weight and secretly work for United. #doppelganger #creepy (at George Bush International Airport (IAH))
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?
success, time and honesty
Wog , Eme, and Qasmle.
Wow. That’s EXACTLY what I asked Santa for!
So this is what kids get to walk through when it’s dark out on the way to sleep at the end of a long day in the theme parks.
I assume they also made the kids clown beds…
"You like hockey so I built you a hockey mask entrance!"
"Muppet Masqueraders," as featured in Vogue Patterns magazine, October 1982. Photograph by John Barrett.
Muppet MondAAAARRRGG!! Oh My God!!!!
GPOYWAEAWIW (Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself With An Enormous Anthropomorphized Water Ice Wednesday)
and then check the list of attendees and realize you’ll look like the chaperone for a group of 75 nineteen year olds.
I’m going to be asked to buy beer, aren’t I?
Dear Local Day Spa,
If you want me to relax prior to my massage perhaps you could choose decor that doesn’t appear to be staring into my soul prior to consuming me.
Yup. I remember this one time, I told a girl she looked pretty and she remember it months later at the trial. Even remembered which bush I was crouched in when I said it!
Girls are sweet.