I guess a living nativity just doesn’t pull the numbers they’re looking for. (Yes. This is real.) (at Ridge Assembly of God)
"Christ Alive! World Ministries?"
Um, I’ve been away from the church for awhile, but if I did go back I don’t think I’d pick a one that actually uses God’s name in vain in their name.
Although that is the silliest commandment. So maybe I would worship at a place called something like “God DAMN! I Can’t Believe It’s Church!” Just for the T-shirts.
Yes, please hold onto your valuables until the collection plate comes around.
I’m sweatin’ like a sinner in church!
Successfully entered and exited a church without bursting into flames. Apparently God is biding his time. Well played, Jehovah. Well played.
This is the biggest controversy to hit the catholic church in almost 2000 years!
- David Shuster on MSNBC along with his regular partner, poorly thought out hyperbole.