Well, That's Just Great
wellthatsjustducky:

Me: It’s not going to work, you two.
Ducky: What?
Me: Stare all you want, you’re not getting any of my food.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Maybe I’m staring at you because I love you.
Me: Maybe. But Scooter is staring right at my tuna.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Perhaps she has noticed something untoward about said tuna.
Me: …
Ducky: Cats are not like us humans. They have strange, inexplicable powers.
Me: ”Us humans,” huh?
Ducky: Perhaps she has noticed something about that tuna that makes it unsafe for human consumption and is trying to warn us.
Me: …
Ducky: Being unable to communicate due to her lack of both language and expressive eyebrows, she is warning in the only way possible. Through the power of staring.
Me: …
Ducky: Staring is a cat’s greatest power.
Me: …
Ducky: During the Bronze Age Egyptians…
Me: You’re making this up.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Cats like fish.
Me: That much is true.
Ducky: And the cat has not learned that the key to getting food from you is to give attention to you and be cute while appearing to not be interested in your meal at all.
Me: …
Ducky: I mean the cat doesn’t love you unconditionally the way I do.
Me: …
Ducky: What food?
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: It’s not going to work, you two.

Ducky: What?

Me: Stare all you want, you’re not getting any of my food.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Maybe I’m staring at you because I love you.

Me: Maybe. But Scooter is staring right at my tuna.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Perhaps she has noticed something untoward about said tuna.

Me:

Ducky: Cats are not like us humans. They have strange, inexplicable powers.

Me: ”Us humans,” huh?

Ducky: Perhaps she has noticed something about that tuna that makes it unsafe for human consumption and is trying to warn us.

Me:

Ducky: Being unable to communicate due to her lack of both language and expressive eyebrows, she is warning in the only way possible. Through the power of staring.

Me:

Ducky: Staring is a cat’s greatest power.

Me:

Ducky: During the Bronze Age Egyptians…

Me: You’re making this up.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Cats like fish.

Me: That much is true.

Ducky: And the cat has not learned that the key to getting food from you is to give attention to you and be cute while appearing to not be interested in your meal at all.

Me:

Ducky: I mean the cat doesn’t love you unconditionally the way I do.

Me:

Ducky: What food?

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Hey, Ducky. You and Scooter seem to be getting along better these days.
Ducky: …
Me: Or am I misreading your subtle body language cues?
Ducky: Humor. Always with the humor. Hey, Daddy, ask me, “What’s the secret to great comedy?”
Me: What’s the secret to g…
Ducky: TIMING!
Me: Well played. So you’re saying now is not the time…
Ducky: The cat is in my room.
Me: Technically the cat and you are in my room.
Ducky: …
Me: And the Lady’s room.
Ducky: Technically you’re a jerk.
Me: Aw…
Ducky: She’s been drinking my water.
Me: The Lady? That seems unlikely.
Ducky: Always with the comedy.
Me: It’s how I interact with the universe.
Ducky: How lucky for the universe. The cat has been drinking my water.
Me: I noticed. Not sure what that’s about.
Ducky: I know what it is. She’s trying to assert dominance by showing ownership.
Me: You think?
Ducky: She doesn’t need to drink my water. She has water in her room.
Me: Once again, she has water in a room upstairs but it’s not her room.
Ducky: Apparently she’s not the only one trying to show dominance by taking ownership.
Me: …
Ducky: See, I’m suggesting that the cat and you…
Me: Yes. I got it. Very funny.
Ducky: It was more wry observation that straight comedy.
Me: …
Ducky: You know what is funny?
Me: What?
Ducky: When you pick up the cat.
Me: Scooter’s not a big fan of being picked up. Makes her unhappy.
Ducky: Comedy is time plus tragedy. So wait about five seconds and give it a shot.
Me: Comedy is tragedy plus time. You got the order wrong.
Ducky: In an additive process order is irrelevant. But even if it wasn’t you’re forgetting one thing.
Me: And that would be?
Ducky: GET THE CAT OUT OF MY ROOM!
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Hey, Ducky. You and Scooter seem to be getting along better these days.

Ducky:

Me: Or am I misreading your subtle body language cues?

Ducky: Humor. Always with the humor. Hey, Daddy, ask me, “What’s the secret to great comedy?”

Me: What’s the secret to g…

Ducky: TIMING!

Me: Well played. So you’re saying now is not the time…

Ducky: The cat is in my room.

Me: Technically the cat and you are in my room.

Ducky:

Me: And the Lady’s room.

Ducky: Technically you’re a jerk.

Me: Aw…

Ducky: She’s been drinking my water.

Me: The Lady? That seems unlikely.

Ducky: Always with the comedy.

Me: It’s how I interact with the universe.

Ducky: How lucky for the universe. The cat has been drinking my water.

Me: I noticed. Not sure what that’s about.

Ducky: I know what it is. She’s trying to assert dominance by showing ownership.

Me: You think?

Ducky: She doesn’t need to drink my water. She has water in her room.

Me: Once again, she has water in a room upstairs but it’s not her room.

Ducky: Apparently she’s not the only one trying to show dominance by taking ownership.

Me:

Ducky: See, I’m suggesting that the cat and you…

Me: Yes. I got it. Very funny.

Ducky: It was more wry observation that straight comedy.

Me:

Ducky: You know what is funny?

Me: What?

Ducky: When you pick up the cat.

Me: Scooter’s not a big fan of being picked up. Makes her unhappy.

Ducky: Comedy is time plus tragedy. So wait about five seconds and give it a shot.

Me: Comedy is tragedy plus time. You got the order wrong.

Ducky: In an additive process order is irrelevant. But even if it wasn’t you’re forgetting one thing.

Me: And that would be?

Ducky: GET THE CAT OUT OF MY ROOM!

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Want a special “paw-tographed” copy of our book, "Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist?" Head over to wellthats.com  for information on that and on links to all the places you can order our first book! And keep visiting us at "Well That’s Just Ducky" for all the latest Ducky news and a new Ducky post every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. ET!

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This week’s new Ducky post!

buzzfeedfood:

cat can’t handle ham

Couldn’t hamdle it.

buzzfeedfood:

cat can’t handle ham

Couldn’t hamdle it.

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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Explain to me again…
Me: You’re the horse in “The Headless Horseman!”
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And I’m supposed to chase Scooter over a bridge why?
Me: It’s an homage to Washington Irving!
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And we’re not telling The Lady because…
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Do you want to be able to chase the cat or not?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: TO THE BRIDGE!!!
Me: Happy Halloween, Ducky!
Ducky: Happy Halloween, Daddy. 
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Explain to me again…

Me: You’re the horse in “The Headless Horseman!”

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: And I’m supposed to chase Scooter over a bridge why?

Me: It’s an homage to Washington Irving!

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: And we’re not telling The Lady because…

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Do you want to be able to chase the cat or not?

Ducky:

Me: …

Ducky: TO THE BRIDGE!!!

Me: Happy Halloween, Ducky!

Ducky: Happy Halloween, Daddy. 

Ag

Caught Scooter in the middle of her monthly fire extinguisher check. Scooter is passionate about fire safety. She loves to remind me what P.A.S.S. stands for. “P” PULL the pin! “A” AIM the nozzle! “S” Get SEAFOOD! “S” Give it to SCOOTER!

Caught Scooter in the middle of her monthly fire extinguisher check. Scooter is passionate about fire safety. She loves to remind me what P.A.S.S. stands for. “P” PULL the pin! “A” AIM the nozzle! “S” Get SEAFOOD! “S” Give it to SCOOTER!

Yesterday’s new Ducky post!

And remember, two weeks left to help make Ducky’s book a reality!

Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

I needed to do my yearly “I Can Haz” cat post to keep my Internet Loners Membership Status current.
Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

I needed to do my yearly “I Can Haz” cat post to keep my Internet Loners Membership Status current.

Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Ducky…
Ducky: Shhh!
Me: Ducky…
Ducky: Shhh!
Me: Be good.
Ducky: Be quiet!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: What are you going to do?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I don’t know.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: I think Scooter spends more time on the computer than me.
Ducky: I think she’s trying to steal my identity online.
Me: I doubt it. Very few cats have shown a propensity for identity theft. I just think she likes the hot.
Ducky: It’s 900 degrees in here.
Me: Almost.
Ducky: Cats are stupid.
Me: Perhaps. But dogs aren’t geniuses either.
Ducky: We’re smarter than cats.
Me: Really?
Ducky: Yes.
Me: Did you figure out what you’re sneaking up on Scooter to do yet?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It takes a special kind of genius to improvise.
Me: True statement. Good luck with that. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Last Sunday’s new Ducky post!

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Ducky…

Ducky: Shhh!

Me: Ducky…

Ducky: Shhh!

Me: Be good.

Ducky: Be quiet!

Me:

Ducky:

Me: What are you going to do?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I don’t know.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: I think Scooter spends more time on the computer than me.

Ducky: I think she’s trying to steal my identity online.

Me: I doubt it. Very few cats have shown a propensity for identity theft. I just think she likes the hot.

Ducky: It’s 900 degrees in here.

Me: Almost.

Ducky: Cats are stupid.

Me: Perhaps. But dogs aren’t geniuses either.

Ducky: We’re smarter than cats.

Me: Really?

Ducky: Yes.

Me: Did you figure out what you’re sneaking up on Scooter to do yet?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: It takes a special kind of genius to improvise.

Me: True statement. Good luck with that. I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Last Sunday’s new Ducky post!