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Mar 2

Ducky has a guest!

This week’s new Ducky post!

buzzfeedfood:

cat can’t handle ham

Couldn’t hamdle it.

buzzfeedfood:

cat can’t handle ham

Couldn’t hamdle it.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Explain to me again…
Me: You’re the horse in “The Headless Horseman!”
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And I’m supposed to chase Scooter over a bridge why?
Me: It’s an homage to Washington Irving!
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And we’re not telling The Lady because…
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Do you want to be able to chase the cat or not?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: TO THE BRIDGE!!!
Me: Happy Halloween, Ducky!
Ducky: Happy Halloween, Daddy. 
Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Explain to me again…

Me: You’re the horse in “The Headless Horseman!”

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: And I’m supposed to chase Scooter over a bridge why?

Me: It’s an homage to Washington Irving!

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: And we’re not telling The Lady because…

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Do you want to be able to chase the cat or not?

Ducky:

Me: …

Ducky: TO THE BRIDGE!!!

Me: Happy Halloween, Ducky!

Ducky: Happy Halloween, Daddy. 

Ag

Caught Scooter in the middle of her monthly fire extinguisher check. Scooter is passionate about fire safety. She loves to remind me what P.A.S.S. stands for. “P” PULL the pin! “A” AIM the nozzle! “S” Get SEAFOOD! “S” Give it to SCOOTER!

Caught Scooter in the middle of her monthly fire extinguisher check. Scooter is passionate about fire safety. She loves to remind me what P.A.S.S. stands for. “P” PULL the pin! “A” AIM the nozzle! “S” Get SEAFOOD! “S” Give it to SCOOTER!

Ducky has a cunning and subtle plan...

Yesterday’s new Ducky post!

And remember, two weeks left to help make Ducky’s book a reality!

Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

I needed to do my yearly “I Can Haz” cat post to keep my Internet Loners Membership Status current.
Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

I needed to do my yearly “I Can Haz” cat post to keep my Internet Loners Membership Status current.

Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Ducky…
Ducky: Shhh!
Me: Ducky…
Ducky: Shhh!
Me: Be good.
Ducky: Be quiet!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: What are you going to do?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I don’t know.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: I think Scooter spends more time on the computer than me.
Ducky: I think she’s trying to steal my identity online.
Me: I doubt it. Very few cats have shown a propensity for identity theft. I just think she likes the hot.
Ducky: It’s 900 degrees in here.
Me: Almost.
Ducky: Cats are stupid.
Me: Perhaps. But dogs aren’t geniuses either.
Ducky: We’re smarter than cats.
Me: Really?
Ducky: Yes.
Me: Did you figure out what you’re sneaking up on Scooter to do yet?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It takes a special kind of genius to improvise.
Me: True statement. Good luck with that. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Last Sunday’s new Ducky post!

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Ducky…

Ducky: Shhh!

Me: Ducky…

Ducky: Shhh!

Me: Be good.

Ducky: Be quiet!

Me:

Ducky:

Me: What are you going to do?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I don’t know.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: I think Scooter spends more time on the computer than me.

Ducky: I think she’s trying to steal my identity online.

Me: I doubt it. Very few cats have shown a propensity for identity theft. I just think she likes the hot.

Ducky: It’s 900 degrees in here.

Me: Almost.

Ducky: Cats are stupid.

Me: Perhaps. But dogs aren’t geniuses either.

Ducky: We’re smarter than cats.

Me: Really?

Ducky: Yes.

Me: Did you figure out what you’re sneaking up on Scooter to do yet?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: It takes a special kind of genius to improvise.

Me: True statement. Good luck with that. I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Last Sunday’s new Ducky post!

This week's new Ducky (and Scooter) post!

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: I missed you while I was gone, Ducky.
Ducky: Uh huh.
Me: Did you miss me?
Ducky: Yup.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: You and Scooter use the time to bond?
Ducky: No.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Well then you’d better keep your eyes on her.
Ducky: That’s the plan. She’s plotting something.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: To hiss and meow at you while swinging a paw in your general direction?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Possibly. Or some type of coup.
Me: …
Ducky: Probably the hissing though.
Me: It’s good to be home. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: I missed you while I was gone, Ducky.

Ducky: Uh huh.

Me: Did you miss me?

Ducky: Yup.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: You and Scooter use the time to bond?

Ducky: No.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Well then you’d better keep your eyes on her.

Ducky: That’s the plan. She’s plotting something.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: To hiss and meow at you while swinging a paw in your general direction?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Possibly. Or some type of coup.

Me:

Ducky: Probably the hissing though.

Me: It’s good to be home. I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Ag

Jul 9
wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: …
Scooter: …
Me: Relaxed?
Ducky: Yup.
Scooter: …
Me: The two of you are getting along better these days.
Ducky: If you mean she’s punching me in the face less, yes.
Scooter: …
Me: That’s something.
Ducky: I don’t think she’s getting any more pleasant, just lazier. Punching takes effort.
Scooter: …
Me: You’re not exactly a ball of energy this evening, Mister.
Ducky: I’m like a coiled spring.
Scooter: …
Me: Uh huh. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Scooter: …
Me: I love you, Scooter.
Ducky: …
Scooter: …
Me: Scooter?
Ducky: Expressing affection requires effort.
Scooter: …
Me: Cats…
Ducky: Cats.
Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky:

Scooter:

Me: Relaxed?

Ducky: Yup.

Scooter:

Me: The two of you are getting along better these days.

Ducky: If you mean she’s punching me in the face less, yes.

Scooter: …

Me: That’s something.

Ducky: I don’t think she’s getting any more pleasant, just lazier. Punching takes effort.

Scooter:

Me: You’re not exactly a ball of energy this evening, Mister.

Ducky: I’m like a coiled spring.

Scooter:

Me: Uh huh. I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Scooter:

Me: I love you, Scooter.

Ducky:

Scooter:

Me: Scooter?

Ducky: Expressing affection requires effort.

Scooter:

Me: Cats…

Ducky: Cats.

Ag