This Audi Racing Team Dressed Up As Iron Man For Best Tie-In Ever

I’m just a smart ass. It’s a really awesome accomplishment and I don’t mean to diminish it, but you can’t expect me to hear Jade McCarthy say, “Danica Patrick is the first woman to take the pole at a NASCAR Cup race,” and not have me think something very dirty that I want to say.

And I’m not homophobic because I thought something equally filthy when I heard that “Jeff Gordon has taken the pole more often than any driver in the modern era.”

I’m just fucking juvenile.

Ag

watahhhfooitsgabe:

alwaystailored:

TAILORED | Neighborhood Watch. | JON TRUONG

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I can’t be 100% certain, but it appears to say “turd” on that windshield.

Which is a choice.

Ag

Miss you, George. (Taken with Instagram at Disney’s Art Of Animation Resort - Cars Family Suites)

They told me her name was “Onstar” but she’s hasn’t done shit to help fix this flat tire.

Or

All she does is purr and shit. But she’s still more reliable than a Garmin.

Or

A Kitten is standard in the LX. The ST comes with guinea pig. The dealer convinced me the kitten was worth the extra $5000. And he threw in the undercoat for free!

Ag

(Source: trust)

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(Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself With A Real World Representation Of An Animated Character Originally Voiced By Your Hero Wednesday)

Miss you, George.

Ag

Unreal reality (Taken with Instagram at Disney’s Art Of Animation Resort)

Pit Stop! (Taken with Instagram at Disney’s Art Of Animation Resort)

Cars 2/Prometheus Mash Up

park-paradise:

D23 UPDATE - Cars Land, Disneyland California

Here is a first look at the brand new cars being used in Cars Land, Disneyland California on the new signature attraction. It looks incredible, wish it was open when I visit!