Storyboard art from my brother’s ongoing dark ride project.
Ag
Smile Friday: My Older Brother And Me.
On the positive side, I was adorable.
Negatively, I am getting dangerously close to that body type again!
Ag
My Brother is a Hard Working Stalker. And Funny.
In response to this:
( 2 Points ) My name: Anthony
( 2 Points ) My last name: Giffen
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name: Christian
( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with: Your Dog
( 2 Points ) Where did we meet: The SPCA
( 2 Points ) What kind of car do I drive: Ford Escape - peeling door pannels
( 2 Points ) Where do I work: Disney
( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of: Carnasours
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke: No
( 3 Points ) Do I drink: Wine
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings: Yes
( 2 Points ) How many: one
( 1 Point ) Do I like ‘em: I Hope
( 4 Points ) What’s one of my favorite things to do: I don’t want to embarass you.
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have: None
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love: Moving Right Along - Muppet Movie
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing: Yes (to both)
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Your a rebel rule follower.
( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color: Purple
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate: Anal Bleaching
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have: Anal Bleaching Kit
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets: Ducky
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room: Black… the lights are out.
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love: “None Shall Pass”
( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring: A corndog
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68 points for him: Hard Working Stalker. Sorry, bro, not even wine anymore. And Ducky came from a shelter but not the SPCA.
Purple? Meh.
But you did get at least 20 points primarily for being a funny fuck. :-)
Ag
Me: You get to go stay with the Momma for a few days!
Ducky: …
Me: And you get to play in the big house again! And play in the yard!
Ducky: …
Me: *sigh*
Ducky: I hate that dog.
Me: No you don’t. You love her.
Ducky: If by love you mean hate, yes.
Me: You’re going to have fun.
Ducky: If it’s such fun why don’t you stay there and send me to Hilton Head with the three ladies.
Me: Not going to happen. You would not deal well with a six hour car drive.
Ducky: Right. That’s why it’s not going to happen.
Me: Ducky, you love the momma, you’ll love your time there. You’re just being melodramatic.
Ducky: Possibly
Me: You know what momma does?
Ducky: …
Me: Give you way too many treats.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Let’s get going!
Ag
(Source: wellthatsjustgreat)
Rewind Sunday: Since Ducky is going to stay with his sister for a few days, a Rewind Sunday post from back when she last stayed here. Ag
Foley: Isn’t it breakfast time?
Ducky: Oh, it’s past breakfast time.
Foley: I thought it was getting late.
Ducky: It’s definitely late.
Foley. I thought so. I could tell because I was getting hungry.
Ducky: Oh yeah, me too! Hungry.
Foley: But whatshisname still hasn’t fed us.
Ducky: Daddy. No. Daddy hasn’t even gotten up yet.
Foley: Daddy? That can’t be the Daddy I knew. He always got up and fed me.
Ducky: The divorce has been rough on him. He doesn’t love the way he used to.
Foley: Oh, that’s too bad. I miss the old Daddy. No wonder the momma kicked his ass to the…
Me: ALRIGHT! ENOUGH! THIS WILL NOT MAKE ME WAKE UP SOONER!
Ducky: …
Foley: …
Ducky: He appears awake to me.
Foley: Me too.
Ducky: Might as well feed us, right?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Foley: …
Me: Foley always was a bad influence.
Foley: I like to think of myself as a mentor to the poor, dimwitted soul.
Ducky: Yeah! Wait…what?
Ag
GPOYWYOBINFHAITIAWW
(Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself With Your Older Brother In Preparation For His Arrival In Town In a Week Wednesday)
Comment Options:
- Hey, everybody! Get your friends together and play “Which One Do You Think Will Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer?” Dead Eyes Death Stare Kid or his little brother, Crazy Eyes McLongarm?
- Hard to believe these kids would grow up with a less than keen fashion sense, huh?
- Is that a suit jacket on my brother or a lab coat?
- Jacket and vest for me. But no belt. Really?
- Are those my prescription glasses or was I trying to be cast as the Blue Beetle’s scrappy, younger partner?
I’m amazed I dress as well as I do today. And I don’t dress well!
Ag
With me on vacation, Ducky gets some quality time with Mom and, less exciting for him, his crabby older sister, Foley.
Things will be destroyed. Oh, things will be destroyed.
Ag
Ah. Isn’t my brother funny? And here all these years the word on the street was that Anthony was the funny one.
Hey, dear brother, you know you’re in many of these pictures too? And before you go too far out on this wacky limb I have one word for you.
Perm.
Tread carefully.
Ag
My brother is funny too
Brother: It's official. Twenty-five pounds since January.
Me: Wow. Nice. I'm correct in assuming bulimia, right?
Brother: Nope! I got this recipe off the web for this stuff you make with cold medicine! I don't know what it's called, but it does wonders! I just wish I knew why my teeth were falling out.
