Well, That's Just Great
wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Hey, Ducky! Come here.
Ducky: …
Me: Come here, Ducky.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Why?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Because I love you?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: You can love me from over there.
Me: Saw me pick up the nail clippers, huh?
Ducky: I have keen senses. I noticed the slight change in posture, the variation in tone of voice, your furtive glances, and the slight increase in perspiration.
Me: …
Ducky: And I saw you pick up the nail clippers, yes.
Me: You need a nail clipping.
Ducky: So says you.
Me: And other people.
Ducky: Who? The Lady?
Me: She’s noticed, yes, but there have been others.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: The cat just wants me to suffer.
Me: Scooter has yet to express her opinion on the subject. But we did get a message too.
Ducky: What kind of message? From who?
Me: Someone who reads our conversations on-line. She sent us a note letting us know that she noticed that you needed a nail clipping.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Who does that?!
Me: Someone who cares.
Ducky: The pictures you use aren’t even always current! Whatever picture she saw may have been from months ago.
Me: Quite possibly. But it reminded me to take a look at your nails and you’re definitely due.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That’s how Hitler got started.
Me: That is in no way how Hitler got started.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I might be having a bit of an anxiety attack.
Me: I’m sorry.
Ducky: See, I don’t know if you are aware of this, but…
Me: You don’t like getting your nails clipped.
Ducky: I do not like getting my nails clipped. Not at all.
Me: I’m sorry, Ducky. But how about you get a treat after we’re done?
Ducky: How about we get me a treat instead?
Me: ‘Fraid not. I’m sorry. But a treat afterwards I can do.
Ducky: …
Me: Or two.
Ducky: Okay.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: Hey, Ducky! Come here.

Ducky: …

Me: Come here, Ducky.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Why?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Because I love you?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: You can love me from over there.

Me: Saw me pick up the nail clippers, huh?

Ducky: I have keen senses. I noticed the slight change in posture, the variation in tone of voice, your furtive glances, and the slight increase in perspiration.

Me:

Ducky: And I saw you pick up the nail clippers, yes.

Me: You need a nail clipping.

Ducky: So says you.

Me: And other people.

Ducky: Who? The Lady?

Me: She’s noticed, yes, but there have been others.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: The cat just wants me to suffer.

Me: Scooter has yet to express her opinion on the subject. But we did get a message too.

Ducky: What kind of message? From who?

Me: Someone who reads our conversations on-line. She sent us a note letting us know that she noticed that you needed a nail clipping.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Who does that?!

Me: Someone who cares.

Ducky: The pictures you use aren’t even always current! Whatever picture she saw may have been from months ago.

Me: Quite possibly. But it reminded me to take a look at your nails and you’re definitely due.

Ducky: …

Me:

Ducky: That’s how Hitler got started.

Me: That is in no way how Hitler got started.

Ducky:

Me: 

Ducky: I might be having a bit of an anxiety attack.

Me: I’m sorry.

Ducky: See, I don’t know if you are aware of this, but…

Me: You don’t like getting your nails clipped.

Ducky: I do not like getting my nails clipped. Not at all.

Me: I’m sorry, Ducky. But how about you get a treat after we’re done?

Ducky: How about we get me a treat instead?

Me: ‘Fraid not. I’m sorry. But a treat afterwards I can do.

Ducky:

Me: Or two.

Ducky: Okay.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Want a special “paw-tographed” copy of our book, "Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist?" Head over to wellthats.com  for information on that and on links to all the places you can order our first book! And keep visiting us at "Well That’s Just Ducky" for all the latest Ducky news and a new Ducky post every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. ET!

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: You’re on the bedspread, Ducky.
Ducky: I don’t know what that is.
Me: It’s the blanket that goes on top of the bed.
Ducky: Got it. Good to know.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Off please.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Off what?
Me: The bedspread.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Hey, I just learned what that word means!
Me: Yes you did. Off.
Ducky: It’s a blanket. Like the ones I lie on.
Me: Similar. But different.
Ducky: How so?
Me: You aren’t allowed to lie on the bedspread.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I just learned the definition of “bedspread” and I think you’ll find that is not clearly started in said definition.
Me: I don’t care. Off.
Ducky: How am I supposed to know the difference between blankets I can lie on and ones I can’t? 
Me: Well, you could listen to me when I tell you “off.”
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That seems arbitrary.
Me: Off!
Ducky: Why?
Me: I’m trying to make the bed. Off please.
Ducky: So this blanket or “bedspread” if you will, will end up on the bed?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Yes.
Ducky: But I’m not allowed up on the bed.
Me: No, you’re not.
Ducky: So why would I give up this blanket?
Me: Because I said so.
Ducky: Now that’s definitely arbitrary right there!
Me: Off.
Ducky: But the bedspread smells like you. And laying on it is like I’m laying with you.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Is that true or are you just saying it to get me to let you stay there?
Ducky: A little from column A, a little from column B.
Me: …
Ducky: If you let me keep laying on it the bedspread will start to smell like me.
Me: That’s less of a selling point that you’d think.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ag 
Want a special “paw-tographed” copy of our book, "Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist?" Head over to wellthats.com for information on that and on links to all the places you can order our first book!

wellthatsjustducky:

Me: You’re on the bedspread, Ducky.

Ducky: I don’t know what that is.

Me: It’s the blanket that goes on top of the bed.

Ducky: Got it. Good to know.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Off please.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Off what?

Me: The bedspread.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Hey, I just learned what that word means!

Me: Yes you did. Off.

Ducky: It’s a blanket. Like the ones I lie on.

Me: Similar. But different.

Ducky: How so?

Me: You aren’t allowed to lie on the bedspread.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I just learned the definition of “bedspread” and I think you’ll find that is not clearly started in said definition.

Me: I don’t care. Off.

Ducky: How am I supposed to know the difference between blankets I can lie on and ones I can’t? 

Me: Well, you could listen to me when I tell you “off.”

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That seems arbitrary.

Me: Off!

Ducky: Why?

Me: I’m trying to make the bed. Off please.

Ducky: So this blanket or “bedspread” if you will, will end up on the bed?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Yes.

Ducky: But I’m not allowed up on the bed.

Me: No, you’re not.

Ducky: So why would I give up this blanket?

Me: Because I said so.

Ducky: Now that’s definitely arbitrary right there!

Me: Off.

Ducky: But the bedspread smells like you. And laying on it is like I’m laying with you.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Is that true or are you just saying it to get me to let you stay there?

Ducky: A little from column A, a little from column B.

Me:

Ducky: If you let me keep laying on it the bedspread will start to smell like me.

Me: That’s less of a selling point that you’d think.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ag 

Want a special “paw-tographed” copy of our book, "Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist?" Head over to wellthats.com for information on that and on links to all the places you can order our first book!

Thank to everyone who has picked up a copy of our book and extra thanks to everyone who has taken the time to leave a positive review! If you’ve read it and like it, we hope you’ll consider posting your thoughts for those who aren’t already fans of Ducky. Or send us a note over at Ducky’s tumblr, "Well, That’s Just Ducky!" Or just say “Hi!” over at our Facebook fan page. 
For those looking to buy it, the best deal currently available is through our CreateSpace site. Enter the code HMU2WXFU at check out to get 25% off! This code is only valid for sales through CreateSpace. That’s the only place where we have control over the discounts.
The book is still available in paperback and Kindle editions through Amazon. Amazon currently has the paperback on sale for 10% off and allows you to download the Kindle edition for free if you buy the paperback through their site.
You can always access the most up to date information on how to get the best possible deal on the book (including getting paw-tographed copies) at wellthats.com and remember to follow us over at "Well, That’s Just Ducky!" for new Ducky posts every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. ET!
Thank you all for your very kind support. Currently there are over 1000 copies out there in the world (paperback and digital) which is just awesome! Over 1000 opportunities for us to make people a little bit happier for a few minutes! That’s a nice thing for us to contemplate as we reach the end of the year!
Love you all,
Ag & Ducky

Thank to everyone who has picked up a copy of our book and extra thanks to everyone who has taken the time to leave a positive review! If you’ve read it and like it, we hope you’ll consider posting your thoughts for those who aren’t already fans of Ducky. Or send us a note over at Ducky’s tumblr, "Well, That’s Just Ducky!" Or just say “Hi!” over at our Facebook fan page. 

For those looking to buy it, the best deal currently available is through our CreateSpace site. Enter the code HMU2WXFU at check out to get 25% off! This code is only valid for sales through CreateSpace. That’s the only place where we have control over the discounts.

The book is still available in paperback and Kindle editions through Amazon. Amazon currently has the paperback on sale for 10% off and allows you to download the Kindle edition for free if you buy the paperback through their site.

You can always access the most up to date information on how to get the best possible deal on the book (including getting paw-tographed copies) at wellthats.com and remember to follow us over at "Well, That’s Just Ducky!" for new Ducky posts every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. ET!

Thank you all for your very kind support. Currently there are over 1000 copies out there in the world (paperback and digital) which is just awesome! Over 1000 opportunities for us to make people a little bit happier for a few minutes! That’s a nice thing for us to contemplate as we reach the end of the year!

Love you all,

Ag & Ducky

Thank you for 1189 downloads in five days!

wellthatsjustducky:

Friends,

Thank you all for downloading Kindle editions of our book and spreading the word over the last five days. We are so happy that over 1000 people now have the book in their possession who never would have if not for this push!

You are all awesome. Thank you you much. From both of us!

Ag & Ducky

The kind reviews keep piling up at Amazon!

"I have been following Ag and Ducky on Tumblr for a couple of years, and eagerly anticipated the release of this book. It is everything I expected it to be, and more."
"This is an enjoyable read, with generous helpings of humor, sadness and insight into the human condition, all neatly packaged in a series of exchanges between the author and his human…..or, rather, the author and his dog…..well, I guess that’s the point. Anthony Giffen created a wonderfully believable series of conversations between himself and his dog that gives us a poignant glimpse into their lives that is both engaging and entertaining. It’s well worth your time."
"Anthony Giffen has graciously offered his tough, difficult story in an easy to digest, delightfully funny look at how his very special special Dog, Ducky, quite literally saved his life. It is one of the most heartwarming, and relatable stories I’ve read in a long time.”
"This is a wonderful little book, heartwarming and charming. The adventures of a man and his dog, Ducky, as they tackle life’s problems at a time when life seems rife with them. Ducky and Anthony may help you see your own problems in a new light, with lots of laughs along the way, and may inspire you to find the Ducky in your own life, which may or may not be a dog, or even an animal. We all need a little Ducky from time to time."
"Thoughtful, funny, and at times incredibly poignant. We all talk to our pets. Sometimes, when we really need them, they talk back to us."

Thanks to everyone who has downloaded the Kindle edition and everyone who has bought the paperback. The Kindle version remains free through Wednesday, December 4th and Amazon has put the paperback on a very nice sale with plenty of time to still get it delivered in time for Christmas.
Thanks to everyone who has posted a review and everyone who has spread the word. Over 1000 people have our book in their possession right now and it is thanks to you!
Love you all!
Ag & Ducky

The kind reviews keep piling up at Amazon!

"I have been following Ag and Ducky on Tumblr for a couple of years, and eagerly anticipated the release of this book. It is everything I expected it to be, and more."

"This is an enjoyable read, with generous helpings of humor, sadness and insight into the human condition, all neatly packaged in a series of exchanges between the author and his human…..or, rather, the author and his dog…..well, I guess that’s the point. Anthony Giffen created a wonderfully believable series of conversations between himself and his dog that gives us a poignant glimpse into their lives that is both engaging and entertaining. It’s well worth your time."

"Anthony Giffen has graciously offered his tough, difficult story in an easy to digest, delightfully funny look at how his very special special Dog, Ducky, quite literally saved his life. It is one of the most heartwarming, and relatable stories I’ve read in a long time.”

"This is a wonderful little book, heartwarming and charming. The adventures of a man and his dog, Ducky, as they tackle life’s problems at a time when life seems rife with them. Ducky and Anthony may help you see your own problems in a new light, with lots of laughs along the way, and may inspire you to find the Ducky in your own life, which may or may not be a dog, or even an animal. We all need a little Ducky from time to time."

"Thoughtful, funny, and at times incredibly poignant. We all talk to our pets. Sometimes, when we really need them, they talk back to us."

Thanks to everyone who has downloaded the Kindle edition and everyone who has bought the paperback. The Kindle version remains free through Wednesday, December 4th and Amazon has put the paperback on a very nice sale with plenty of time to still get it delivered in time for Christmas.

Thanks to everyone who has posted a review and everyone who has spread the word. Over 1000 people have our book in their possession right now and it is thanks to you!

Love you all!

Ag & Ducky

There’s still time to get Ducky’s book FOR FREE!
878 people have downloaded their free copy of the Kindle Edition of “Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist!” Thanks to everyone for spreading the word! There are two days left for people to download it for free! Please continue to spread the word! We’d love everyone who might find a little happiness while reading Ducky’s sweet, funny, and honest conversations with the Daddy to be able to do so for free this holiday season!
And remember, even if you don’t own a Kindle, there are free Kindle apps available for your smartphones!
Reblog liberally, friends! We don’t want anyone to miss out on the freebie!
Ag & Ducky

There’s still time to get Ducky’s book FOR FREE!

878 people have downloaded their free copy of the Kindle Edition of “Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist!” Thanks to everyone for spreading the word! There are two days left for people to download it for free! Please continue to spread the word! We’d love everyone who might find a little happiness while reading Ducky’s sweet, funny, and honest conversations with the Daddy to be able to do so for free this holiday season!

And remember, even if you don’t own a Kindle, there are free Kindle apps available for your smartphones!

Reblog liberally, friends! We don’t want anyone to miss out on the freebie!

Ag & Ducky

wellthatsjustducky:

"Well That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist" is now available in paperback and Kindle editions on Amazon! 
Ducky: What’s Amazon?
Me: It’s where people can buy our book.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Our book is here.
Me: That’s just one copy. People can get their own copies for themselves or ones for other people.
Ducky: Why would people want to do that?
Me: Well, the holidays are coming.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: And the book will defend them against these “holidays?”
Me: No, Ducky. People might like to give it as a gift.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: To people with thumbs?
Me: Yes, to people with thumbs.
Ducky: Because this book is hard to read if you don’t have thumbs.
Me: I know, Ducky.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Daddy?
Me: Yes?
Ducky: Would you read some of our book to me?
Me: You bet, Ducky.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Because I don’t know if you remember, but I don’t…
Me: You don’t have thumbs, I know. 
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you too, Ducky.
Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

"Well That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist" is now available in paperback and Kindle editions on Amazon! 

Ducky: What’s Amazon?

Me: It’s where people can buy our book.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Our book is here.

Me: That’s just one copy. People can get their own copies for themselves or ones for other people.

Ducky: Why would people want to do that?

Me: Well, the holidays are coming.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: And the book will defend them against these “holidays?”

Me: No, Ducky. People might like to give it as a gift.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: To people with thumbs?

Me: Yes, to people with thumbs.

Ducky: Because this book is hard to read if you don’t have thumbs.

Me: I know, Ducky.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Daddy?

Me: Yes?

Ducky: Would you read some of our book to me?

Me: You bet, Ducky.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Because I don’t know if you remember, but I don’t…

Me: You don’t have thumbs, I know. 

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you too, Ducky.

Ag

wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky and I spent the night “Paw-tographing” copies of our book for our sponsors! 
While that was an exclusive feature of copies earned by sponsors of our indiegogo campaign, you can order your own pristine un-pawed copy of “Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist” through Amazon or directly from us via CreateSpace. Links to both (and a discount code for CreateSpace orders!) can be found at the shop page of WellThats.com!
Thank you all for your support. Please help continuing to spread the word and reblogging your favorite Ducky posts!
Ag & Ducky

wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky and I spent the night “Paw-tographing” copies of our book for our sponsors! 

While that was an exclusive feature of copies earned by sponsors of our indiegogo campaign, you can order your own pristine un-pawed copy of “Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist” through Amazon or directly from us via CreateSpace. Links to both (and a discount code for CreateSpace orders!) can be found at the shop page of WellThats.com!

Thank you all for your support. Please help continuing to spread the word and reblogging your favorite Ducky posts!

Ag & Ducky

wellthatsjustducky:

Hi, friends!

As we’ve shared, our book “Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist” will be officially released next Monday, November 4th. We wanted to do something special for our most important fans, the folks who follow Ducky on tumblr and look forward to his new posts every…

There will be LOTS of news this week as we prepare to release the book for wide availability on Monday, November 4th. If you aren’t yet following "Well, That’s Just Ducky!" now is the time!