Well, That's Just Great

If the Charmin bears use toilet paper, shouldn’t they have also made the leap to pants?

Ag

Well, our family just left. It’s just me and Big Al now.

If only beer had arms…

I don’t drink beer…but I would act like it to get my hands on this mug and then seak it home with me!

Singing:

“There was…beer on the saddle…

There was…beer all around…”

Ag

yes, yes I have

i will kill you with my bear hands

I’d better leave him alone.

He couldn’t get off a lineman.

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—	Troy Aikman during today’s Bears/Packers game. Could you “get off” a lineman, Troy? If so, ew.