This urinal was so high I could barely pee into it!
Oh…wait…
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Career Development with Ag-Poor Answers to Common Interview Questions
Interviewer: So tell me about a time when you failed and what you learned from the experience.
You: Well, last time I played Angry Birds I failed at this one stage, but then I realized that I needed to take out the pig with the helmet with a direct shot from the red bird first and then the rest is easy.
Interviewer: ...
You: ...
Interviewer: And when did you learn this?
You: Oh, just now. See? While you were asking the question I cleared the stage!
Interviewer: Yes. I did see that. Could you put your phone away for now?
You: ..
Interviewer: ...
You: YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME!
What it's like to live with me
Me: So what are the chances of you being okay with me putting a toaster in the bedroom?
Her: ...
Me: On my nightstand.
Her: ...
Me: See, then I could put a pack of Pop-Tarts there and I can wake up and have warm Pop-Tarts before I get out of bed.
Her: ...
Me: Oh! No. I could get one of those timer plugs. Put in the Pop-Tart the night before, set the timer for the time I want to get up and BAM! I'm waking up to Pop-Tarts!
Her: ...
Me: I really see no negatives to this idea.
Her: That's what's most bothersome.
That awkward moment when you design a piece of lingerie that makes it look like the model has overflowing chest and armpit hair.
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That awkward moment when you design a piece of lingerie that makes it look like the model has overflowing chest and armpit hair.
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Scarlet Fever-Disease characterized by a red rash on the chest, behind the ears, armpits, and skin folds. The rash begins to fade three to four days after onset and desquamation (peeling) begins. “This phase begins with flakes peeling from the face. Peeling from the palms and around the fingers occurs about a week later.” Peeling also occurs in axilla, groin, and tips of the fingers and toes.
I believe Vanity Fair is blazing new trails in linking disease and celebrity/fame.
I wonder what’s next…
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Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.
Ha! This is either the neediest or most paranoid “reblog if” I’ve ever seen.
And by “neediest” and “most paranoid” I mean “most perfectly suited to me.”
So by all means, take several minutes of your life and praise or judge me anonymously. Ask, formspring, and e-mail are all available for you.
This should end well.
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(Source: rus-h)
Can I have your mailing address? I would like to send you a letter with a gold star stating my level of amusement with your blog… and I guess you too.
Sincere Answer: Um…yeah…that’s sweet. But I generally don’t think it’s a good idea to give out my personal information to anonymous strangers on the internet. Sorry.
Ag Style Answer: Would you also like my social security number, mother’s maiden name, and the account number of one of my credit cards (with the security code from the back)? Oh wait. I’ll be right back. I need to get my passport back. I loaned it to my pen pal who just got released from Guantanamo Bay.
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