I thought it was spam, but they included exclusive footage from inside the factory.
They can packing as I require.
And you thought Google Glass was intrusive…
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
So somewhere, someone said, “We’ll tell people to color their balls and post pictures of them on our Facebook page” and had no idea what was guaranteed to follow.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “That anthropomorphized Reese’s reads as vaguely racist.” Yes. That’s true. But that’s not what’s really disturbing. What’s really disturbing?
There are two Reese’s Cups in every pack. So that means there’s another face looking at you through the wrapper right at his crotch.
I wouldn’t go in for that hug, young lady.
Hey. Hey, remember that poster for the live action ThunderCats stage show? The one that promised a team-up between the ThunderCats, the Silverhawks, and GUMBY? Well, I found my copies of ThunderCats Magazine, and the Fall 1987 issue has this little article in its “Eye on Earth” section!
Smile at Gumby’s beaming radiance! Chortle at Quicksilver’s ridiculously out of proportion face-mask! Thrill to the epic voguing of Mumm-Ra, the ever-living, and his… um… clearly visible panties…
Okay, maybe I should be sorry for bringing that to light.
(i’m not really sorry)
Step one reminds me that I have to finish writing the stage directions for my upcoming adult film, “The Plumber’s Snake.” #awkward
When you’re looking for this image…
you reaaaaaaaly don’t want to search tumblr tags for posts tagged “deeper.”