I do not know which us more disturbing: the thought that Disney princesses are laying eggs or the thought that turtles are coming out of them.
The bad news is it’s only really noticeable when I’m naked and flexing.
And it matters to me that people notice.
So what I’m saying is that the next time you see me it would be best for both of us if you noticed…right away.
If you are looking for fun things to do in Mount Dora, Florida be sure to Google “Mt Dora” and not “Mount Dora.” Having safe search on is a good idea too.
On a related note, Dora is a lucky, lucky woman.
Just one dollar for a shot at a giant, soft Phil-do! #awkward #phillies #philadelphia (at Steak ‘n Shake)
|—||Our server on the cruise, apparently unaware that the whole reason the word “veal” exists is so that people don’t have to say, “I’ll have the baby cow.”|
I don’t fault her for keeping these secret.
"Oh look! We’re passing the Montessori school! What? Why are you looking at me like that? My god! Put your pants back on! The children will see!!!"
On a related note, ad placement can be tricky.
So apparently they need to hire someone whose job it is to say, “No. Sorry. That’s way too penis-y.”