Since I have no children, I assume the purpose of this mailer is to convince me to take out a policy on some kid and then whack him. #seemswrong
My cat gives my mom terrible allergies but she won’t kick him out of the bed
Um…it looks like your mom is about to do the walk of shame.
“I can’t believe I slept with the cat. What was I drinking last night?”
You known what’s more embarrassing than accidentally saying, “Oh! I’m sorry! Excuse me!” to this cut out of Danica Patrick as you enter? Doing it again as you leave. #icouldbeanidiot (at Firehouse Subs)
Someone on tumblr talks about their body image. They post “Why should my life choices be limited just because I’m big?”
I click “reply” to give them the standard tumblr supportive *hugs*.
I accidentally reply *huge*.
So it appears in response to, “Why should my life be limited just because I’m big?” I decided to explain that the issue isn’t that the person is just big, they are HUGE.
Could have been worse. I could have appeared to believe that the issue was the person was covered with bugs.
|—||David Brock from Media Matters just now on Politics Nation sharing that apparently he is unfamiliar with the word, “circus.”|
When I die, and they go through my browser history, I want it known I was trying to find out if I could be allergic to Irish Spring.
On an unrelated note, anyone have any Chapstick?
don’t have sex with your best friend, ya’ll
can’t end well
Dog is man’s best friend so, yeah. I tend to agree.