Well, That's Just Great
The good news is, I’ve lost a lot of weight and built a lot of muscle.

The bad news is it’s only really noticeable when I’m naked and flexing.

And it matters to me that people notice.

So what I’m saying is that the next time you see me it would be best for both of us if you noticed…right away.

Trip Planning Tip.

If you are looking for fun things to do in Mount Dora, Florida be sure to Google “Mt Dora” and not “Mount Dora.” Having safe search on is a good idea too.

On a related note, Dora is a lucky, lucky woman.

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Just one dollar for a shot at a giant, soft Phil-do! #awkward #phillies #philadelphia  (at Steak ‘n Shake)

Just one dollar for a shot at a giant, soft Phil-do! #awkward #phillies #philadelphia (at Steak ‘n Shake)

And we have veal…which is a baby cow.
Our server on the cruise, apparently unaware that the whole reason the word “veal” exists is so that people don’t have to say, “I’ll have the baby cow.”

I don’t fault her for keeping these secret.

"Oh look! We’re passing the Montessori school! What? Why are you looking at me like that? My god! Put your pants back on! The children will see!!!"

On a related note, ad placement can be tricky.

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I could have sworn Steve Ballmer was bald.
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I could have sworn Steve Ballmer was bald.

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So apparently they need to hire someone whose job it is to say, “No. Sorry. That’s way too penis-y.”
https://twitter.com/njarmstrong/status/478302643941806082

So apparently they need to hire someone whose job it is to say, “No. Sorry. That’s way too penis-y.”

https://twitter.com/njarmstrong/status/478302643941806082

I always appreciate any new followers I get…but sometimes the names make me a wee hesitant to check out their tumblrs.

I always appreciate any new followers I get…but sometimes the names make me a wee hesitant to check out their tumblrs.

wellthatsjustgreat:

If they don’t look kinda like penis shaped bags I’m not sure they’ll work on me. Just saying. 

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Coincidentally, “Penis Shaped Bag” is the title of my unreleased Nirvana tribute album. Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

If they don’t look kinda like penis shaped bags I’m not sure they’ll work on me. Just saying.

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Coincidentally, “Penis Shaped Bag” is the title of my unreleased Nirvana tribute album.

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If they don’t look kinda like penis shaped bags I’m not sure they’ll work on me. Just saying. 

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If they don’t look kinda like penis shaped bags I’m not sure they’ll work on me. Just saying.

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