Well, That's Just Great
I could have sworn Steve Ballmer was bald.
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I could have sworn Steve Ballmer was bald.

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So apparently they need to hire someone whose job it is to say, “No. Sorry. That’s way too penis-y.”
https://twitter.com/njarmstrong/status/478302643941806082

So apparently they need to hire someone whose job it is to say, “No. Sorry. That’s way too penis-y.”

https://twitter.com/njarmstrong/status/478302643941806082

I always appreciate any new followers I get…but sometimes the names make me a wee hesitant to check out their tumblrs.

I always appreciate any new followers I get…but sometimes the names make me a wee hesitant to check out their tumblrs.

wellthatsjustgreat:

If they don’t look kinda like penis shaped bags I’m not sure they’ll work on me. Just saying. 

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Coincidentally, “Penis Shaped Bag” is the title of my unreleased Nirvana tribute album. Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

If they don’t look kinda like penis shaped bags I’m not sure they’ll work on me. Just saying.

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Coincidentally, “Penis Shaped Bag” is the title of my unreleased Nirvana tribute album.

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If they don’t look kinda like penis shaped bags I’m not sure they’ll work on me. Just saying. 

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If they don’t look kinda like penis shaped bags I’m not sure they’ll work on me. Just saying.

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Coming up we have an interview with the late Maya Angelou.
Ari Melber just now on “The Last Word” choosing a less than ideal way to share that they’re about to broadcast an interview from their archives.
So the “V” indicates that the item does not contain meat. 

But none of the items on the menu are marked with a “V.”

Which means if you find the amount of blood sausage in your pineapple soft serve surprising, fuck you. 

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So the “V” indicates that the item does not contain meat.

But none of the items on the menu are marked with a “V.”

Which means if you find the amount of blood sausage in your pineapple soft serve surprising, fuck you.

Ag

Frankly, I’d say it would only have been news if they’d said, “Oh yeah. We TOTALLY suspected it.” #awkward #media #press

Frankly, I’d say it would only have been news if they’d said, “Oh yeah. We TOTALLY suspected it.” #awkward #media #press

Touch and feel an Amazonian Warrior Princess at your own risk. #awkward  (at Books-A-Million)

Touch and feel an Amazonian Warrior Princess at your own risk. #awkward (at Books-A-Million)

bailzorz:

Playing princess chutes and ladders with the girls I babysit. They give me the Cinderella player and say, “You can have this one. She looks like a dirty man.”

Why is Fred Armisen wearing a ball gown?

bailzorz:

Playing princess chutes and ladders with the girls I babysit. They give me the Cinderella player and say, “You can have this one. She looks like a dirty man.”

Why is Fred Armisen wearing a ball gown?