I could have sworn Steve Ballmer was bald.
So apparently they need to hire someone whose job it is to say, “No. Sorry. That’s way too penis-y.”
I always appreciate any new followers I get…but sometimes the names make me a wee hesitant to check out their tumblrs.
If they don’t look kinda like penis shaped bags I’m not sure they’ll work on me. Just saying.
Coincidentally, “Penis Shaped Bag” is the title of my unreleased Nirvana tribute album.
|—||Ari Melber just now on “The Last Word” choosing a less than ideal way to share that they’re about to broadcast an interview from their archives.|
So the “V” indicates that the item does not contain meat.
But none of the items on the menu are marked with a “V.”
Which means if you find the amount of blood sausage in your pineapple soft serve surprising, fuck you.
Frankly, I’d say it would only have been news if they’d said, “Oh yeah. We TOTALLY suspected it.” #awkward #media #press
Playing princess chutes and ladders with the girls I babysit. They give me the Cinderella player and say, “You can have this one. She looks like a dirty man.”
Why is Fred Armisen wearing a ball gown?