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Frankly, I’d say it would only have been news if they’d said, “Oh yeah. We TOTALLY suspected it.” #awkward #media #press

Frankly, I’d say it would only have been news if they’d said, “Oh yeah. We TOTALLY suspected it.” #awkward #media #press

Touch and feel an Amazonian Warrior Princess at your own risk. #awkward  (at Books-A-Million)

Touch and feel an Amazonian Warrior Princess at your own risk. #awkward (at Books-A-Million)

bailzorz:

Playing princess chutes and ladders with the girls I babysit. They give me the Cinderella player and say, “You can have this one. She looks like a dirty man.”

Why is Fred Armisen wearing a ball gown?

bailzorz:

Playing princess chutes and ladders with the girls I babysit. They give me the Cinderella player and say, “You can have this one. She looks like a dirty man.”

Why is Fred Armisen wearing a ball gown?

Spoiler Alert: It involved a lot of alcohol and the phrase, “Are you looking at my camel toe?”

Ag

Spoiler Alert: It involved a lot of alcohol and the phrase, “Are you looking at my camel toe?”

Ag
Mar 1

why are you so offended by your own anatomy? 


You know who never asks me this question? People who have seen me naked. Ag

why are you so offended by your own anatomy? 

You know who never asks me this question?

People who have seen me naked.

Ag

I know I don’t have much experience with them but I had no idea that tampons were that big and had handles. #wow #uncomfortable

I know I don’t have much experience with them but I had no idea that tampons were that big and had handles. #wow #uncomfortable

I may watch the Elimination Chamber tonight.

I should explain, that’s a wrestling event.

I’m not staring at the toilet.

Ag

Remember, no flushing of entire rolls of toilet paper, toothbrushes, McDonald’s milkshakes in their cups with lids and straws, or chastity belts.  (at Freedom Of The Seas)

Remember, no flushing of entire rolls of toilet paper, toothbrushes, McDonald’s milkshakes in their cups with lids and straws, or chastity belts. (at Freedom Of The Seas)

Geez, HuffPo. I’m not the biggest Taylor Swift fan myself but that seems a little harsh. Oh. Wait.

Geez, HuffPo. I’m not the biggest Taylor Swift fan myself but that seems a little harsh. Oh. Wait.

Can we discuss fuhrer?

- Me in an email to my boss today. I meant to type “further.” For the record, referring to your boss by Hitler’s title is generally considered bad form.