Well, That's Just Great
Went to audition for Atticus Finch. Got cast as Bob Ewell.

Because it’s hard to see me as one of the most noble, heroic characters ever written. But ignorant, racist hillbilly who lives in the city dump and physically abuses his own daughter?

Apparently I pull that off rather convincingly.

Ag

About to audition for a show…

because It’s been too long since I was thoroughly rejected or grudgingly accepted as the least worst option a director can find.

You know what’s sad?
That model had to audition to get that job.
You know what’s sadder?
There were several women who failed at that audition.
“Sorry. We’re looking for someone with a younger looking top of the head.”
Ag
And ladies and gentlemen, that is by FAR the least offensive comment of all the ones I considered leaving with this picture!

You know what’s sad?

That model had to audition to get that job.

You know what’s sadder?

There were several women who failed at that audition.

“Sorry. We’re looking for someone with a younger looking top of the head.”

Ag

And ladies and gentlemen, that is by FAR the least offensive comment of all the ones I considered leaving with this picture!

SST: Hard To Believe I Couldn’t Get Acting Gigs With A Sexy, Self Done Headshot Like This, Huh? Edition.

This was actually my “Comedy Audition” Headshot. I had three  headshots. None worked. ;-)

Ag

SST: Hard To Believe I Couldn’t Get Acting Gigs With A Sexy, Self Done Headshot Like This, Huh? Edition.

This was actually my “Comedy Audition” Headshot. I had three headshots. None worked. ;-)

Ag

Rewind Sunday (a day late!)
Originally posted November 18, 2009
wellthatsjustgreat:

GPOYATBTNMSDHITMMRW (Gratuitous Picture Of You Auditioning To Be The New More Sinister Doc Hopper In The Muppet Movie Reboot Wednesday) Ag

Rewind Sunday (a day late!)

Originally posted November 18, 2009

wellthatsjustgreat:

GPOYATBTNMSDHITMMRW (Gratuitous Picture Of You Auditioning To Be The New More Sinister Doc Hopper In The Muppet Movie Reboot Wednesday) Ag

Oh yeah. I forgot. That’s what auditions feel like. And that’s exactly what I needed right now: a little extra serving of failure topped with a dollop of “not what we’re looking for.
Ag