Well, That's Just Great
Rewind Sunday: Famous Exchange From "To Kill A Mockingbird"
Boo Radley: (knocks)
Atticus: Yes?
Boo: Um, excuse me, Mr. Finch?
Atticus: Yes?
Boo: Um, do you have a pet mockingbird?
Atticus: Yes.
Boo: ...
Atticus: ...
Boo: I'm scared of bats.
Atticus: ...
Boo: You know, a mockingbird can look a lot like a bat?
Atticus: ...
Boo: Especially when it's flying right at you, trying to make a nest in your hair.
Atticus: ....
Boo: Or even if it's just sitting harmlessly in a cage on a country lawyer's porch.
Atticus: ...
Boo: ...
Atticus: So you...
Boo: Clubbed your pet mockingbird to death with a croquet mallet.
Atticus: ...
Boo: Surprising amount of blood in a mockingbird.
Atticus: ...
Boo: Oops.
Famous Exchange From "To Kill A Mockingbird"
Boo Radley: (knocks)
Atticus: Yes?
Boo: Um, excuse me, Mr. Finch?
Atticus: Yes?
Boo: Um, do you have a pet mockingbird?
Atticus: Yes.
Boo: ...
Atticus: ...
Boo: I'm scared of bats.
Atticus: ...
Boo: You know, a mockingbird can look a lot like a bat?
Atticus: ...
Boo: Especially when it's flying right at you, trying to make a nest in your hair.
Atticus: ....
Boo: Or even if it's just sitting harmlessly in a cage on a country lawyer's porch.
Atticus: ...
Boo: ...
Atticus: So you...
Boo: Clubbed your pet mockingbird to death with a croquet mallet.
Atticus: ...
Boo: Surprising amount of blood in a mockingbird.
Atticus: ...
Boo: Oops.
Famous Exchange From "To Kill A Mockingbird"
Boo Radley: (knocks)
Atticus: Yes?
Boo: Um, excuse me, Mr. Finch?
Atticus: Yes?
Boo: Um, do you have a pet mockingbird?
Atticus: Yes.
Boo: ...
Atticus: ...
Boo: I'm scared of bats.
Atticus: ...
Boo: You know, a mockingbird can look a lot like a bat?
Atticus: ...
Boo: Especially when it's flying right at you, trying to make a nest in your hair.
Atticus: ....
Boo: Or even if it's just sitting harmlessly in a cage on a country lawyer's porch.
Atticus: ...
Boo: ...
Atticus: So you...
Boo: Clubbed your pet mockingbird to death with a croquet mallet.
Atticus: ...
Boo: Surprising amount of blood in a mockingbird.
Atticus: ...
Boo: Oops.
Went to audition for Atticus Finch. Got cast as Bob Ewell.

Because it’s hard to see me as one of the most noble, heroic characters ever written. But ignorant, racist hillbilly who lives in the city dump and physically abuses his own daughter?

Apparently I pull that off rather convincingly.

Ag