Always be angry…
so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..
I call these signs that I’m having a pretty normal day.
Although I will admit, getting in to see the school nurse is pretty hard these days. Stupid fences and fear of creepy adult men who keep asking to be let onto school property.
Ducky: Someone been picking on you, Daddy?
Me: Kinda’. If the universe counts as “someone.”
Ducky: You should take a nap. Naps make things better.
Ducky: Yeah. And I’ll keep watch. And if the universe comes here and tries anything, I’ll kill it.
Me: Yeah? You’re not really a killer, Ducky.
Ducky: No. But nobody picks on the Daddy.
Me: Aw, thanks, Duck.
Ducky: I don’t know how to kill the universe.
Me: No shame in knowing one’s limitations.
Ducky: Maybe I won’t kill it. Just bite it and it will run away.
Ducky: Maybe barking and looking mean would be enough.
Ducky: It’s comfy down here.
Me: Yeah? Maybe you should just nap with me.
Ducky: And if the universe comes, I’ll wake up and start with the barking and the biting and giving it what for.
Me: Sounds like a plan. You’ll be well rested.
Ducky: Naps make everything better.
Me: I hope you’re right, Ducky. Thanks for taking care of me.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
The bad news is, I just awoke from a terrible nightmare.
The good news is that it made it very easy to rationalize finishing a sleeve of Thin Mints at 2:30 a.m.
|—||The question that on good days drives me and on bad days haunts me.|
|—||Anneli Rufus (via onlinecounsellingcollege)|
|—||Me, about an hour and a half ago. Because I’m an idiot.|