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(Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself When You Went To Pick Blueberries Even Though There Is No Visible Evidence Of Anything In Any Way Related To Blueberry Picking In The Picture)

Smile Friday: Two Boys With Big Round Heads Edition.

When the future is uncertain, I need the Ducky Dog more than usual to remind me to focus on what really matters. Love. And food. Mainly food.

Smile Friday: “Oh, The Huge Manatees!” Edition

GPOYAYDW (Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself And Your Doofenslurper Wednesday)

Smile Friday: It Was A Good Birthday Edition

Ag: Hilarious Internet Personality

GPOY And The Bulletin Board That Changed Your Life

I’d been known for being kind of funny in high school but I was also very shy. I never got involved in anything for fear of failing. As I started my first year in college I had decided I had a chance to reinvent myself and was looking for the opportunity to do…something. But what?

I went into the cafeteria at Millersville University and on this bulletin board was a handmade sign.

“So you think you’re funny? Prove it!”

It was inviting people to join the campus comedy group. It was the kind of thing I always wanted to be involved with but never had the courage to do. And the sign seemed to be speaking right to me.

I don’t know what would have happened if I hadn’t seen that sign. Or if it hadn’t “called me out” so directly. That day, and that bulletin board, changed the direction of my life.

It was nice to go back and say thank you.

Too bad it didn’t have a sign that said “Want to be successful? We have the secret!” I should have hung out in the Economics building.

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Don’t tell me how to live, Pennsylvania.

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GPOYW: Let’s See If Vacation Loosens Up This Face Edition.

Throwback Thursday!

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(Gratuitous Humiliating BONUS Picture Of You In The Beginning Of Your Awkward Phase…Which Should Be Ending Any Day Now Wednesday)

I found a lot of these, so there will be more to come.

Allow me…I have a lifetime of experience at this.

1. Youngest…Comb Over…Ever.
2. The flying swans were meant to be a subconscious animal counterpoint to the “turtle” neck. 
3. You know what that turtleneck wasn’t hiding? Hickeys.
4. 3/4 length sleeves on a turtleneck=sexy
5. FYI-NOT A REAL TREE!!
6. Snaggle tooth then, snaggle tooth now.
7. Yes…I fully realize those frames are a bit large. And those are glass lenses so those specs weighed about 18 pounds.
8. When I needed new lenses we just took the back windows off of two AMC Pacers.
9. Hard to believe it would take about another 10 years for this guy to get laid, huh?
10. And, most disturbingly, looking at this I realize I looked a LOT like the kind of girls I used to get crushes on. Oh, God, what does that mean?