You shouldn’t knock out your girlfriend by punching her in the face.
But that’s not the worst thing you can do.
The worst thing you can do is knock out your girlfriend by punching her in the face ON VIDEOTAPE!
|—||American who has never visited another country|
A) Joan stands accused of a crime. She is guilty. But she is found innocent and goes unpunished.
B) Mary stands accused of a crime. She is innocent. But she is found guilty and is sentenced as such.
I have always felt passionately that there is no greater injustice than someone being wrongly convicted of a crime. But more and more I feel like I am out of sync with most people. Conservatives probably find me to be a bleeding heart who doesn’t give cops the deference they deserve. Liberals probably see me as a victim blamer when I start talking about presumption of innocence and burden of proof even in cases where the victim has suffered greatly.
I truly and unashamedly can say I would rather one hundred guilty individuals go free than have one innocent individual be convicted.
Am I as out there as it feels sometimes?
See, Senator Rubio? I can use Twitter to lower the level of political discourse in the country too! #twitter #politics #america #rubio
So when that uncle of yours starts ranting about traditional American institutions being corrupted, just show him the clip of “Kinky Boots” in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and watch his head explode.
But you are acting like one. So, what’s the phrase I’m looking for? Oh yeah. Fuck you.
The Food Channel became so quickly flooded with responses to the Deen debacle that they posted a response on their website titled, “For Those Who Love Paula Deen”:
"Attention all those who love Paula Deen. We’ve been getting your emails. Your phone calls. We’re pretty sure the good old fashioned mail will soon follow. We get that you are mad about her contract not being renewed. The problem is, you are calling and writing the wrong people…. We are not owned by Scripps. We are independently owned…. So, the best we can do is point you to the Scripps Television Network snail mail address….
From an article at csmonitor.com explaining that people are flooding “The Food Channel” website even though they are completely unaffiliated with “The Food Network.” Yup. Why take sixty seconds to confirm that you have the right target? Just start boycotting.
Shockingly, evidence continues to mount that Paula Deen’s most passionate supporters are morons.