So when that uncle of yours starts ranting about traditional American institutions being corrupted, just show him the clip of “Kinky Boots” in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and watch his head explode.
But you are acting like one. So, what’s the phrase I’m looking for? Oh yeah. Fuck you.
The Food Channel became so quickly flooded with responses to the Deen debacle that they posted a response on their website titled, “For Those Who Love Paula Deen”:
"Attention all those who love Paula Deen. We’ve been getting your emails. Your phone calls. We’re pretty sure the good old fashioned mail will soon follow. We get that you are mad about her contract not being renewed. The problem is, you are calling and writing the wrong people…. We are not owned by Scripps. We are independently owned…. So, the best we can do is point you to the Scripps Television Network snail mail address….
From an article at csmonitor.com explaining that people are flooding “The Food Channel” website even though they are completely unaffiliated with “The Food Network.” Yup. Why take sixty seconds to confirm that you have the right target? Just start boycotting.
Shockingly, evidence continues to mount that Paula Deen’s most passionate supporters are morons.
What Kind of Asian Are You
My aunt posted this on facebook. Fuckin died almost
WHY IS THIS NOT VIRAL YET?
OMGGGG. Watch this.
FISH AN CHIPSSSSSSS
Cancer patients not having access to medications they need, not important enough to spur action.
But travel delays? We will not ABIDE that assault!
I am done. So disgusted.
I don’t know who invented the “Coke Freestyle” machine but I feel confident they never stood behind the average American at a regular soda fountain. We can’t efficiently manage eight choices, much less 800.
The customers who are confronted with the machines at most places I visit interact with them the way the proto-human hominids at the beginning of “2001: A Space Odyssey” interacted with the monolith. They’re scared and tentative at first, then have a moment of clarity, and finally club the manager with their cup before throwing it in the air accompanied with a mighty yawp!
A&E shows episodes of “Criminal Minds.” They always censor them. How?
In the episode currently being broadcast they just cut the audio so we wouldn’t hear the serial killer say “ass.”
Thankfully no one watching in America will be upset by hearing the word “ass” and can enjoy the wholesome scene that followed of an abusive father/serial killer repeatedly stabbing a bound, abducted woman to death in front of his son.
And I don’t blame A&E. They know what will get them letters and what won’t.