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Step one reminds me that I have to finish writing the stage directions for my upcoming adult film, “The Plumber’s Snake.” #awkward

Step one reminds me that I have to finish writing the stage directions for my upcoming adult film, “The Plumber’s Snake.” #awkward

Explains a lot. Apparently to be happy I need another two inches. #notthefirsttimeiveheardthat

Explains a lot. Apparently to be happy I need another two inches. #notthefirsttimeiveheardthat

Internet Lesson

A post can have absolutely zero sexual content yet still cause your page to be blocked by web nannies if you title it “Our Punishment Fetish.”

Good to know. I won’t make that mistake again.

On an unrelated note, look for the results of my interview with my dentist in my post, “Oral Rinses After Brushing: Spit or Swallow?” later tonight.

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Tell me a whopper involving a frozen dessert, a tropical plant and an As-Seen-On-TV product.

I don’t know what you mean by a whopper. Sorry.

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to get back to work on my art piece, “Trinnuendo.”

The Main Reason I Can’t Take the Indianapolis 500 Seriously

The term “Pole Sitter.”

Um…
Ew.
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Um…

Ew.

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I’m fun on facebook too.
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I’m fun on facebook too.

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un replied to your photo: I swear, every time I think I am a worldly man, I…

I love banana popsicles. Wait that didn’t sound right…

It wasn’t Davis coming immediately. He kind of waited…and then came.

Dan Fouts again today.

nelsoncarpenter replied to your quote: Marshall has about five inches on Johnson.

Could make him very popular.

Especially with Johnson if he put it on him in the right place.

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