Well, That's Just Great
Hosts on MSNBC all agree the president did a masterful job tonight.

With that level of unanimity, I assume the perspective on FOX News will be similar. No need to check.

Oh. Just a quick peek…

Hmm. They seem to feel…differently.

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Or maybe she’s just suggesting people take a little personal responsibility and put forth the effort to learn English before they decide to get sick. 

Or maybe, just maybe, when you live in the radical right wing echo chamber you lack the cognitive ability to process on your own that people who aren’t fluent in English are some of the people most likely to currently be without insurance. And translating forms ahead of time is more efficient than dealing with them after someone has gotten frustrated. 

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Or maybe she’s just suggesting people take a little personal responsibility and put forth the effort to learn English before they decide to get sick.

Or maybe, just maybe, when you live in the radical right wing echo chamber you lack the cognitive ability to process on your own that people who aren’t fluent in English are some of the people most likely to currently be without insurance. And translating forms ahead of time is more efficient than dealing with them after someone has gotten frustrated.

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calebrogers:

Watch Jon Stewart kick Fox News right in the face.

Pope Benedict is stepping down. It is likely due to advancing age and possibly diminishing faculties
  • Old white guy.
  • Against contraception.
  • Unwaveringly committed to religious dogma.
  • Supported keeping women out of positions of authority in his organization.
  • Believes he was chosen by God.
  • Might be crazy.

Well, I think we know what Fox News can do with that money they saved by cutting loose Sarah Palin.

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reb-ellious replied to your link: FOX News: We Misunderstand, You Decide.

I rarely watch Fox News, so I didn’t see this. Do they really think such a coin would actually be made, or was this a rhetorical statement poking fun at the absurdity of the idea? The latter is okay. I can’t believe even Fox would be that dumb.

I have found, historically, FOX News is not the home of intricate satire. Now, I do think THIS conversation may have happened:

Producer: So there appears to be a law that allows the President to mint a coin in any denomination as long as it is platinum. So he could get past the debt ceiling block by approving the minting of coins as debts come due.

Show Writer: So a coin made of that much platinum?

Producer: No. No. No. Like any coin. The weird law that exists just says that the only coins he can mint need to be made from platinum. It was meant for commemorative coins but the law was written poorly.

Show Writer: Oh! I get it.

Producer:

Show Writer:

Producer: We could have fun with the idea of a coin made from that much platinum.

Show Writer: Yeah. But it could confuse our extremely low information voters on the intricacies of a complicated issue.

Producer: Yup. 

Show Writer: So we’re going to do it?

Producer: Oh yeah.

Yup. Get it together, conservatives. Step one, accept that Barack Obama isn’t the devil.

Yup. Get it together, conservatives. Step one, accept that Barack Obama isn’t the devil.

A one minute video from me. I decided to watch some Fox News today to see how things are going “in the bubble” (copyright Bill Maher) on election day. It was worth it for this!

Neil Cavuto learning that when one is faking outrage the end of your sentence can sneak right up on ya’.

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We’re a very nationalistic nation. But we’ve also lost over time that jingoistic feeling.

David Webb, who apparently wishes we were more “extremely chauvinistic or nationalistic and marked especially by a belligerent foreign policy.”

Vocabulary is a tricky mistress.

It is a great insight into this kind of idiot’s mind. All his life he has heard people call a certain type of faux patriotism “jingoism” with disdain in their voices and has assumed they must hate all patriotism. 

Being stupid is hard. 

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Fox News Wonders Why Team USA’s Uniforms Are Not Patriotic Enough (VIDEO)

christopherstreet:

Fox News wins the prize for the largest bar to represent 4% ever. 

We report. You decide.

christopherstreet:

Fox News wins the prize for the largest bar to represent 4% ever. 

We report. You decide.

touchmeordont:

thedailywhat:

Not The Onion of the Day: This is a screengrab from today’s Fox Nation story on President Obama’s support of gay marriage. It has since been changed to read: “Obama flip flops on gay marriage.” Still a fail.
[thestranger]



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touchmeordont:

thedailywhat:

Not The Onion of the Day: This is a screengrab from today’s Fox Nation story on President Obama’s support of gay marriage. It has since been changed to read: “Obama flip flops on gay marriage.” Still a fail.

[thestranger]

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(Source: thedailywhat)