| — | Me, after this upcoming Saturday’s Indianapolis Half Marathon where I will not admit that my slowness is caused by my ever frustrating weight issues but instead on the impact of being dressed like Thor. On a related note, I will be dressed like Thor. |
Halloween is coming. So….
GPOYAAKDULHMFHW
(Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself As A Kid Dressed Up Like Harpo Marx For Halloween Wednesday)
Hard to believe I never quite fit in, huh?
Ag
Re: Your Halloween Decorations
Dear Neighbor,
Costumes, Jack O’Lanterns, Ghosts Made From Sheets, and Children are all safe themes for Halloween decorations by themselves. However by combining them all in one figure you have thoroughly creeped me the fuck out.
On a related note, I’m guessing that the “Trick or Treat” bag stapled to the child’s torso is unlikely to inspire parents to send their children to your door.
Sincerely,
Ag
GFVPOYACAUALKFOHS:TSSW
(Gratuitous Faux Vintage Picture Of Yourself As Captain America Using A Little Known Feature Of His Shield: The Sippy Straw Wednesday)
Ag
Yup. Nothing sexier than looking like Tinkerbell doing the walk of shame after an all night bender.
Rough night for Tink. Snapped off a wing and everything.
Ag
