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Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky : Um. What were…
Me: Unpopped popcorn kernels.
Ducky: Oh. They tasted good at first. Salty and buttery.
Me: Uh huh. Then?
Ducky: Ow.
Me: Uh huh.
Ducky: The bag was tasty.
Me: Yeah? So the other half of that bag is…
Ducky: In my tummy, yes.
Me: …
Ducky: And I don’t…
Me: Feel well?
Ducky: Not at all.
Me: I’m not surprised,  Duck.
Ducky: I’m sorry, Daddy.
Me: It’s okay, Ducky. I shouldn’t have left it on the coffee table.
Ducky: You’re going to write about this and exploit my pain and shame aren’t you?
Me: Oh yeah!
Ducky: Fair enough.
Me: Love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I Love you, Daddy.
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New Post For Sunday Ducky Sunday!

Me:

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky : Um. What were…

Me: Unpopped popcorn kernels.

Ducky: Oh. They tasted good at first. Salty and buttery.

Me: Uh huh. Then?

Ducky: Ow.

Me: Uh huh.

Ducky: The bag was tasty.

Me: Yeah? So the other half of that bag is…

Ducky: In my tummy, yes.

Me:

Ducky: And I don’t…

Me: Feel well?

Ducky: Not at all.

Me: I’m not surprised, Duck.

Ducky: I’m sorry, Daddy.

Me: It’s okay, Ducky. I shouldn’t have left it on the coffee table.

Ducky: You’re going to write about this and exploit my pain and shame aren’t you?

Me: Oh yeah!

Ducky: Fair enough.

Me: Love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I Love you, Daddy.

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