Well, That's Just Great

May 9

show us your vagina!!

Response Option 1: That is the rudest way that anyone has ever called me overly sensitive in my life. And it shall now be part of my regular conversations.

Response Option 2: I would but my dick would get in the way.

Response Option 3: I get your point. I’m sorry I forgot to call you for Mother’s Day today, Mom.

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